My doctor has just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation

[My1yro]

I'm worried shitless.

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That made me laugh!!

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Nice one

Wouldn’t that be anxiety and diarrhoea? Wouldn’t what you have be anxiety and shitfull?

Sorry worried shitful. I’m crap. Forgive me.

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Clicked because I thought OP had mistyped depression
It was worth it!

Ha! I lol'd for the first time in ages 😊😊😊

Hahaha oh my god. I clicked on here because I sometimes get constipated when I'm anxious (as opposed to most people who are the total opposite, no idea why my body is so abnormal) and I was like finally I found someone like me! 😂

I needed the laugh though. Thank you 💗

And when you told him you thought you were a pair of curtains he told you to pull yourself together?

You're just full of crap, you are.

It's funny you should mention this as I went to the doctor with a carrot in one ear, a banana in the other and a cucumber up my nose.
He said 'I can see what the problem is, you're not eating properly!'
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You made me laugh-backwash into my gin

Thank you.

Love it

I went to the doctor and said I think I'm a wigwam and a teepee.....

He told me I'm two tents

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Hahaha just what we all needed

@Bookwords

I went to the doctor and said I think I'm a wigwam and a teepee.....

He told me I'm two tents

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Love this. 🤣🤣🤣

I'm glad I could make you smile, we all need the odd giggle don't we

I went to the Doctor because I had a lot of wind...

He gave me a kite.

I thought this was going to be a link into the 'Snapped & farted' thread....!