to think these dog false eyelashes can't be real?

[SquirtleSquad]

False eyelashes for dogs on my Facebook marketplace..
The description reads "A pair of little beauty's for dogs on show ex crufts winners"

I'm really perplexed. Have I lived a very sheltered life? Is this a thing? Just, what?

It's got to be a wind up..... Surely?!

That's what I thought, and then I started thinking about someone gluing that onto their dog, and how it's been made and my mind boggled and now I just don't know

They look like they were made from dog hair rather than being for dogs 😂

I've looked at the sellers other items, these were also listed with about 30 similarly strange things, including a photo of the seller seductively licking his teeth advertising "sensual massage"

This is fucking brilliant! I need to see more OP!

@CrotchBurn

This is fucking brilliant! I need to see more OP!

I'll find more tomorrow, he's got loads