You know when people here say they just 'spat out their drink'...

[Sparklfairy]

And we all know it's not true

I just sat down in the kitchen to do some work with a coffee next to me. I saw the amazon delivery drive pull up outside but he was fannying around for ages and I knew he'd leave it in the porch anyway so went back to working.

Just as I took a sip of coffee, someone who could only have been the Hulk threw open my door, thumped and clattered around my porch for what seemed like ages, dumped the parcel down and then slammed the door shut.

Gave me such a jolt I punched myself in the mouth with my mug and simulataneously spat out my coffee and spilled half the rest of the mug over my laptop

So now I have only half a mug of coffee, a slightly stressed and very soggy laptop and... I think I've still got all my teeth from the impact.

I wish to plot his demise.

And for the MN police that'll say this is on the wrong board... AIBU to take the rest of the day of because of my trauma?

I hope you are typing from your phone and letting your laptop to dry and NOT turning it on and off under any circumstances!

It was already on!! Now I'm worried. It was mostly the mouse and keys, so I'm a bit worried about what it's done to the bits I can't see... But if I turn it off I might never see it again

someone who could only have been the Hulk threw open my door