What’s the perks of dating you?

[Lockdowner35]

You can live in a nice house.

In 27 years of marriage my dh has paid me two compliments:
I'm quite good-natured
I'm good at decorating Christmas trees.

That's what's on offer should Mr Dilly pop his clogs

Pros:
My parents are dead so you won’t have to deal with inlaws.
I don’t have kids so you won’t have to deal with them either.
No kids means perky tits.
Cycling and climbing obsessed if you’re into that.

Cons:
Perimenopause
Grammar pedant
Snorer

Would make a nice fixer upper project for the bored and restless

WAP..... I don’t cook and I don’t clean

I am quite funny, kind and am not fussed about compliments, gifts etc. I am a cheap date as I would rather go for a walk than go to an expensive restaurant. I will try just about anything once.

I'm super chilled, and I'm good with my money.

(There's a whole load more but I can't list them all!)