What’s the perks of dating you?

[Lockdowner35]

You can live in a nice house.

My sunny disposition...

I can't think of any. I'm tidy? Is that one?

We can laugh & cry together through the good & bad times

I try to be kind & generous

Like to try new things
Like to travel to new places - Covid allowing

Im a doer, not a dreamer

Come along for the ride of your life time !

I have marvellous bosoms which are defying gravity very well.

Got dogs, cats, horses, ferrets, a bearded dragon or two? I will love them like my own. You have absolute permission to carpet my home in pet hairs, scales, feathers. We could knit a pet hair blanket together to seal the deal.

I'm kind to animals.
I have a well-paid stable job.
I own my own property.
I am a culture-vulture, especially in the history and art realms.
People say I'm easy get along with.
I'm a cheap date. Keep your swanky restaurants. I love eating Fish and Chips by the sea.

I’m already married so I won’t be demanding commitment
Also, great tits!

@Kidssendingmenuts I think we could be friends or we are the same person 😂

I am funny, can’t drink so always drive, good cook, pay my way,

Can be an arsehole if I don’t get enough sleep or coffee though

Great tits, a good cook and not too bad looking.

I'm also a moody bitch.

Solvent
Nice house
Great rack
Good at sex
Sarcastic bitch
Intelligent

Hmmm... I'm very unlikely to cheat because no one is interested in me?

I can cook.

It's how I keep my husband. (Kidding)

Pros:
Enjoy cooking
Earn a decent wage
Very independent
Decent figure

Cons:
Hate small talk
I am stuck on a small island, and due to CV19 may never get off 😢😭

I'm a good cook and very organised!

I look like a model, I am very passionate about stuff and like debating and disagreeing, I’m an awesome cook and an even better driver. I make awesome kids and I never lie

I provide (mostly wholesome) delicious food at regular intervals.

I usually know what to say in an awkward situation.

I'm a terrible liar and a great cook.

I also travel around the world for work (well, I did) and you get to come for free whenever you fancy. Travel, food and booze included.

I'm an absolute delight

I make really good Yorkshire puddings!

Oh and numerous exes and flings have declared my boobs amazing (they're annoyingly large and different sizes to me, but hey ho, they're the "experts" in what makes good tits)!

Pros:
Beautiful house. The town's open-top tourist bus even comments as it drives past.
I'm very good at opening tightly closed jars.
Amazing DVD collection

Cons:
Shit hair style
Can't dance to save my life
Awful taste in clothes, apparently

@Spongebobsquarefringe we can't be the same person, your too nice being a designated driver, I'd make them get a taxi and stay at home in my jammies 🤣🤣

@Kidssendingmenuts oh trust me it’s only because of my medication otherwise they’d be finding their own way whilst I’d be getting drunk and making poor choices with half a kebab in my handbag trying to answer my shoe

I can cook, I’m funny and easygoing and I’m good in bed so I’ve been told.

Ooh this is fun, here’s mine

Pros:
Can cook
Love sex
Have a nice home
My hair always smells nice
Nice arse apparently
Decent job/wage
Always loyal
Find satisfaction in doing things to make the man in my life happier
Enjoy watching rugby/football

Cons:
I can’t use a tin opener
Don’t have a models body!
I wear long nails and will scratch you on occasion
My cat sleeps in my bed so you will have to deal with that and accept it

I've been told by quite a few people I'm the prettiest they've seen. My sex drive is high, I can cook and I do good massages.