What common things can you not relate to?

[Lockdowner35]

I would say
Drinking
Holidays abroad

Weddings, I cannot understand how 2 people are willing to spend so much for a 1 day party. The idea of getting excited or stressed over colour schemes and table decorations just makes me 😂🤣

Drag- it’s usually always offensive with references to “fish” etc, it makes women a horrid stereotype and what is the talent even meant to be? Most drag performers sing like Mike Reid after smoking 50 a day and a whiskey gargle so they dont even sound nice - so I guess their “talent” is simply putting on women’s clothing?

Butlins. A damp mouldy chalet and forced fun whilst grown adults drunkenly cop off with the first person to show any interest, all to the back drop of 80s tribute “bands” and Jason Donovan.

Beer. Bitter and makes you gassy, bloated and for men they grow moobs.

Traditions. Or more specifically the obsession with following them. Eg. Everyone having turkey for Christmas dinner- why? Turkey is dry as fck and no one ever eats it the rest of the year but if you dare suggest eating anything else people act like you just suggested going on a murder spree!

Twitter or WhatsApp.

False nails/tanning/fillers etc. I'm low maintenance. Mrs Hinch etc, just no.

Broodiness. I've never felt remotely broody and can't imagine what it feels like.

Custard
Manicures
Tea

Babies, just don't think they are interesting
Lip fillers

Chains such as Nero's, Starbucks, Costa
Gameshows
TV soaps
Jo Malone
Most social media

pandora bracelets and queuing outside pandora shop.
the beatles.
lip / face fillers -the towie look.
facebook.
spa day.
soaps.
Wimbledon / tennis .
prosecco.

Being lazy, ie hating exercise- I couldn't imagine my life without it

Duvet days, my idea of hell

Golf

HD brows
Hair extensions
Holding babies
Pugs/french bulldogs
Instagram
Plug in air fresheners
Ornaments
Framed pro portraits hung around the house

Beach lovers.. I hate the beach. Moved from a seaside town and everyone comments whether I miss the beach. No I do not miss sand flying everywhere, freezing cold water and seaweed covering up a pool of mystery.

Big weddings (for me, not judging anyone else)
Spa days
Massages

Concerts
Wine
Prosecco
Indian takeaway
Kebabs
Instagram
Exercise
Tea/coffee
Getting nails done
Fashion/clothes

People having full fridges. What do you keep in there??? Other than cold meat, cheese, yogurt, butter, milk and veg (in the drawer) ours is empty! We have 2 shelves not in use, it’s a standard sized fridge, what the heck am I supposed to put in it to fill it up?!? (And does anyone know if you get a 30/70 fridge freezer? I can find 70/30 fridge freezers but not the other way around and I need the freezer space more than the fridge!)

Make up.
Microwaves - never had one and not sure I ever will !
Take away coffee - not sure I’ve ever bought one.
Facebook

dangerrabbit

Yes. Me too.

Redecorating houses every season.
Obsession with unhealthy foods.
Showers
Having to be up early.

Sandy beaches
Summer in general ( I like nice warm breezy weather ,not a heatwave)
Sunbathing is so boring.

Puppies- irritating as fuck. Much prefer an old dog who knows how to behave.
Subway sandwiches- massively disappointing and so many decisions.

Cheese.

Dousing everything in Zoflora
Mrs Hinch
Overly muscular men Chris Hemsworth/Jason Momoa etc being attractive. I don't get it at all.

Marriage, Weddings, Hairdressers, Spas

Designer handbags
Designer clothes
Fake tan
Hair extensions
Private number plates
Expensive pens
Spa days

Marriage.. I mean, I never have. I can understand, the once ,,, at a push,
But some people do it soooo many times! I have friends who've done it 3 or 4 times before they hit the age of 40!

People having full fridges. What do you keep in there???

I think a lot of people just never clean out the stuff that's out of date and pile more stuff in front of it.