What common things can you not relate to?

[Lockdowner35]

I would say
Drinking
Holidays abroad

People actually liking fennel and white chocolate.

Babies and toddlers - noise, smell.
BBC1
Chicklit
Christmas cake

Doing Sport

Makeup. I have it and I wear it very rarely but I can't grasp people putting on makeup every single day and then having to remove it again every night

Parking. The obsession with parking! Don’t have a car. Couldn’t give a shit who parks outside my house.

Putting 25 different skin care products on your face at the same time. These videos keep popping up on Instagram of young women putting oil after serum after cream on their already beautiful, youthful faces. Looks times consuming, expensive and probably irritating for the skin.

Fake nails, tans, eyelashes
Lip fillers/trout pouts
Hairless bodies
Sunbathing
Swimming
Changing the car every 6 months
"Matching names" for children
Family pj sets
Soap operas
Swimming
Minimalism
Fake grass

Kebabs

And also ...

Wall mounted TVs in a central position
Soaps
Reality TV
Naked Attraction 🧐
Takeaway coffee in disposable cups
Adult women wearing full tracksuits in public.
Stupid registration plates.
Spiky shaped nails
Til tok/Snapchat
People with small families driving massive cars.
Tiny dogs

People driving minuscule distances instead of walking.
Wearing a mask with your nose out of the top.
Hon

Oh Dear God...massive wall mounted Tv's. I HATE them!

Oh yes wall mounted TV’s with wires hanging down the wall. Just why??

Watching football as a 'fan'. I can understand why people might like to play it and even why people who enjoy playing might find it interesting to watch it being player by professionals. But I can't imagine getting as excited and emotional as people claim to be- or spending ££££ to sit in the cold and watch. I get that people all enjoy different things but simply mentioning that I don't like football seems to result in disbelief. I once voiced, to a friend who was a big football fan, the opinion that it was just a game after all (in the context of her team losing a big match) and it was several weeks before she spoke to me again. The general consensus of opinion from other friends was that this was a perfectly reasonable reaction and I should apologise.

Camping

Watching sport
Playing sport
Fizzy drinks
Air fresheners in houses or cars
Yoghurt of any description
McDonald’s McMuffins
Heels
Lip gloss or any shiny / sticky lip make up
Gossip magazines
Fake nails of any kind
Beer / lager / ale
Carvery / buffet restaurants
Nice cars - to me, a car is a car. I can’t imagine getting excited about one, however fancy.

Zoom parties (zoom anything actually)

All inclusive holidays where you go somewhere and don't leave the complex for a fortnight

Those pastel coloured summerhouses complete with bar/barstools/bar mirrors etc. that sprouted up everywhere a couple of years ago

Hot tubs

Botox

Videogames

Drugs

Gin
Wine
Drinking with dinner/alone in the evening
Fake nails

Fake hair/ tan/ nails
Reality TV of any kind
Gin
Starbucks
Chick-lit
Chick-flicks

For anyone who dislikes gin, I am happy to help.
Just send it to me and you'll never have to see it again.

@IEat

What the fuck does 'Slagging of Trump' actually mean?

Why do the hard-of-thunkin' types use the fucking word 'slagging' so profusely?

argghhh....

Beauty regimes. The sheer amount of money and time some women put into them is astounding.

It's not that I don't get haircuts or wear make up or paint my nails, it's the whole regimen that disturbs me. I do those things for a purpose or because I gave the time and money to indulge. They're not a minimum standard and I feel fine if I don't do them.

False eyelashes on the majority of people. I loooooove make up and all of that so it’s not a snobby thing about make up, but I just hate the massive eyelashes trend at the moment - I feel like I can always see the glue and it looks weirdly gloopy?

Having children. Not for me.

Cleaning as popularised by Mrs Hinch and other insta accounts desperate to be like her. I get wanting to have a nice home and for it to be clean (same!) but to obsess about cleaning to the extent that some of them do is just depressing. It’s always women isn’t it? Men manage to live in a clean house without making it in to a personality type!

Cleaning as popularised by Mrs Hinch and other insta accounts desperate to be like her

OMG YES! I clean my house. I like having a clean house. But when I’m not cleaning it, I want to be doing something fun, not reading about cleaning or watching videos about cleaning or searching cleaning blogs. Cleaning is a chore- cleaning the toilet is a chore it’s not something I could ever take pleasure in and I just don’t get it.

having an ex

Tea and coffee, yuck.
Gin, yuck.
Pets, I don't dislike animals as such, and I care quite a lot about them. But I wouldn't want one living with me or to have the responsibility of looking after one.

Hot tubs
Gambling of any kind, from Vegas casinos to buying a scratchcard
Any sort of alcohol paraphernalia (I like a gin but don't need twee little signs or birthday cards about it)
Any season other than summer
Camping (shudder)
The countryside