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What is an instant turn on to you?

606 replies

Heavenly44 · 22/12/2020 01:18

Can be anything

Can't lie a six pack

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PurpleTrilby · 25/12/2020 15:14

Looks: taller the better, 6' or more, very short head hair, preferably skinhead short, number 2 cut is ideal, dark hair, no blondes or ginger guys. I know this comes from growing up around skinheads, it was very common to see that look. No facial hair apart from stubble before shaving needs doing. Tattoos a bonus, but not vital.

Character: the kind of man who can be as fierce as me and bloody mean it. Not as aggression, but that protectiveness when you know they could very well put someone (or thing, could be an animal) down who is a threat and they won't get up quickly. Honesty - absolutely essential, I've forgiven things I didn't approve of (bingeing stuff) because of absolute honesty. Keep a secret, unless it's for a surprise nice thing, and you're dead to me.

Really surprised about the forearms thing, never occurred to me!

warmandtoasty2day · 25/12/2020 15:29

idiscovered wayne rogers the actor from 'stage coach west' [1960's series] he was a stage coach driver and very swoony, am watching reruns on 'talking pictures tv'.
he can rescue me any day from the baddies. [faints]

Lightningrain · 25/12/2020 15:56

Eyes that sparkle when he smiles.

Confidence but not to the point of arrogance.

LadyfromtheBelleEpoque · 25/12/2020 19:56

@Cismyfatarse

I’ve often thought a calendar of pictures of forearms, doing household chores would be a winner.

We could have the washing up (hands and wrists in water, forearms showing), hoovering, lawn mowing, putting a shelf up (pencil behind ear for the limited edition).

If any mumsnetters want to submit tasteful images of their other halves(I’m thinking artfully shot, black and white, lots of focus on contours) I’ll make it into a calendar. Wink

nocoolnamesleft · 25/12/2020 20:23

Intelligence, competence, calmness in a crisis.

shrunkenhead · 25/12/2020 20:27

Irish accent, intelligent, kind, tall and slim, not overly hairy.

EssentialHummus · 25/12/2020 22:02

I’m reading back through this thread and giggling to myself - decades of articles books etc about what women want and apparently after all that the answer is a dark-haired Irishman vacuuming in a short-sleeve shirt.

PrincessNutNutRoast · 25/12/2020 22:03

@EssentialHummus

I’m reading back through this thread and giggling to myself - decades of articles books etc about what women want and apparently after all that the answer is a dark-haired Irishman vacuuming in a short-sleeve shirt.
Who picks you up.
LadyfromtheBelleEpoque · 25/12/2020 23:09

Not short sleeved. Rolled up sleeves. There is a difference. Something to do with competence.

Facelikearustytractor · 25/12/2020 23:22

Capability
No bad vices

iamusuallybeingunreasonable · 25/12/2020 23:38

Massive bulge, large testicles and a tiny brain

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 25/12/2020 23:43

A slight overbite - think billy bob thornton

My DH when he reaches up for something...the bit at the top of his jeans where his tummy shows and the v starts ( the v that ends up as his willy). DH is nearly 60 but has the body still of a fit 20 yr old. Not muscles just toned.

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 25/12/2020 23:44

...and long hair...and along beard

And slim...tall ...6ft 2 plus.

Did I mention the slight overbite ?

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 25/12/2020 23:46

@TheChampagneGalop

Etulosba I can dig it
That's my husband!!! Lol
Shmithecat2 · 25/12/2020 23:47

Hair. Hair all over. I'm in.

AlCalavicci · 26/12/2020 21:03

I wonder how many DHs got a last min xmas gift of a long sleeve shirt from their DWs yesterday Grin
and how many then got their bones jumped on Wink

wizzywig · 26/12/2020 21:10

@AlCalavicci, that'd be after the man goes for a drive, then reverse parks putting their arm on the passenger seat

AlCalavicci · 27/12/2020 00:41

@wizzywig and pushed the vac around

Pipandmum · 27/12/2020 01:03

A great voice and friendly eyes.

StardewMelons · 27/12/2020 01:07

6foot+ Blue eyes. Smells good!..... Grey joggers and loose package...... answering for a friend Grin

WitchesBritchesPumpkinPants · 27/12/2020 01:09

@NoShitHemlock

Shirts rolled up to just below the elbow, a decent, chunky watch and putting his hand on the back of your carseat as he reverses. Phwoar.

Having said that I have been single and celibate for quite a while so even sandals with socks would do at the moment.

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With or without the tied hankie on his head?

Lampzade · 27/12/2020 04:27

Dark almond shape eyes and straight white teeth.

salsmum · 27/12/2020 04:30

Ice eyes, sexy smile and a hairy chest.

Lampzade · 27/12/2020 04:31

Also a French , Irish or scouse accent
I once went on a date with a guy I didn’t fancy simply because he had a Scouse accent

lunalulu · 27/12/2020 05:48

Being close to my DP.

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