The NN for sale in the shops is pants, it just does not do anything. It is just a lump of plastic.
I would be happy to pay an extra £10 or so for one that flashes, pings, dings, and has doors that open. It would look really cute if it had a pull along string thing for little people to whisk it about.
What were they thinking about when they designed the £9.99 jobby that does apsolutaly nothing?
Will they do a pinky ponk, if so will that be crap too?