So what will be the 2020 finale?

[Kumquatsquash]

WW3? Second coming of Christ? Nigel Farage for PM?

Apparently yep

www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-55364664

@bettxmascake

An announcement that there will be three more books in the 50 shades of grey series and that the BBC are serialising it.

Michael Gove will have the starring role.

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Stonehenge will reveal its true intended use on New Years eve... don't ask what it is, I've not got that far.

Paul Bohill and Steve Pinner from 'Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away' will be flown to the US to calmly evict a tantrumming Trump from the White House.

I keep having recurring dreams about an alien invasion - and while it's terrifying there's also a sense of 'oh fuck, I knew this was going to happen'

I'm a bit worried about the Bethlehem star thing. Usually it would be cool. But in 2020...

A good soap opera always has people coming back from the dead. My money is on Di. Halfway through the Queens speech there will be a commotion and she'll run into the frame, yelling at the monarch for forcing her into exile all these years.

Or Diana has been trapped in Andrews Sex dungeon which the queen knew of, arranged and visited regularly?

@Iamaweirdone

I don’t know but I hope someones keeping David Attenborough safe

Jane Goodall too, perhaps we could house them together in a remote villa protected by vicious chimpanzees.

Boris Johnson will choke to death on his Christmas turkey. Turns out that, as well as being completely unable to run the country, the man can't even chew properly.

Matt Hancock will run for PM in the resultant leadership contest.

And you know what? It's all our fault. A country gets the politicians it deserves.

The Queen will end her speak with "...and 2020 can fuck right off"

What Roz said

Snow forecast for the new year so I'm thinking a new ice age.

The new strain of coronavirus making the vaccine obsolete?

I appear to have misjudged the tone of the thread, I’m so sorry!

We’ll all get the shits.

Bobby Ewing clones will emerge from showers everywhere.

The obelisks come to life and beam connecting rays all over the globe with strange results.

I'm going with a massive snowfall to rival 2010. Seems like a fitting end to this year.

Please leave Prince Philip alone...

@Iamaweirdone

I don’t know but I hope someones keeping David Attenborough safe

This is exactly what I was going to say.

Brexshit...

Was just coming on to talk about brexshit

Large parties held by brexiteers on NYE culminating in an upturn in deaths of both party goers and the police.

I had the 'Prince Philip passing' thought a few days ago. He is 99.

We'll probably see all of England moved into Tier 4 first, probably announced on 26 or 27th and effective more or less straight away, certainly by Monday.

Stopping people from having Brexit/fuck off 2020 themed NYE parties is probably going to be a lost cause though.

@BarbaraofSeville

I had the 'Prince Philip passing' thought a few days ago. He is 99.

We'll probably see all of England moved into Tier 4 first, probably announced on 26 or 27th and effective more or less straight away, certainly by Monday.

Stopping people from having Brexit/fuck off 2020 themed NYE parties is probably going to be a lost cause though.

It's due to be reviewed on 30th, after everyone's been shopping...

Prince Philip dying would be sad for his family but I'm not sure at his age it would be "that's so 2020" stuff.

If it's weather, I don't think it'll be snowfall, it'll be floods

And perhaps there will be serious covid/deaths amongst TV household names aged over 60 - I don't really want to use real individuals as examples, but there are a heck of a lot of them in that age bracket

I've just checked and in 2019 and 202 we went through most of Egyptian plagues👀