So what will be the 2020 finale?

[Kumquatsquash]

WW3? Second coming of Christ? Nigel Farage for PM?

I'm going for Zombies.

God only knows, it's been a shit year. I think the year will end with me winning an international award for understatement.

No I agree, nobody should be predicting anyone’s death.

Yes, apologies for the death jokes.

@Thefirsttime

It’ll all end in tiers.

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This comment needs to live forever😂😂😂

There won't be one. The shite that we've seen this year will just continue on into 2021. All we can do is try to make the best of it.

I could get behind a people's revolt though. Russell Brand could lead us (remember him?)

I’m voting for Vigo the Carpathian making a return and rivers of mood slime feeding off the negative energy under the cities streets bring back all manner of ghouls and ghosts.

@AnneLovesGilbert

I’d say plagues of locusts. But that’s already happened. So fuck knows. Four horsemen?

Close.. we had hundreds of insects hatch out of our Christmas tree suddenly the other night, no joke apparently they're Christmas tree aphids.

@Kumquatsquash

I could get behind a people's revolt though. Russell Brand could lead us (remember him?)

Now that really would be a shit end to the year.

Meteor ?

"Big Fat Quiz of the Year", with only one question.

@RoseAndRose

Sharknado

I've always wanted to burst a shark with a chainsaw. Nows my chance! 🦈

@EastWater

An announcement that there will be three more books in the 50 shades of grey series and that the BBC are serialising it.

Michael Gove will have the starring role.

The vaccine will turn those that have had it into zombies.
I'm still kind of hoping for the announcement that 2020 has been this years interactive Black Mirror Christmas special .

@Whatisapension it was a terrible joke, but I just couldn’t help myself. I’m surprised no one has said it already though.

@AJ1425

The vaccine will turn those that have had it into zombies. I'm still kind of hoping for the announcement that 2020 has been this years interactive Black Mirror Christmas special .

Boris Johnson calls another emergency press conference and slowly peels off his rubber mask to reveal... Charlie Brooker.

The joke is on him, however, because people have become so fed up with emergency press conferences that nobody is actually watching.

A plague of small angry chimps throwing their own shit at me

@fishonabicycle

A plague of small angry chimps throwing their own shit at me

Honestly that's not 2020. That sounds pretty much like bus by local academy😂

I’m sure Trump will have something dreadful planned for his grand finale

Aliens.

Or the queen. (I’m not wishing for it, but she is in her 90s, it’s a possibility)

Or maybe the queen is an alien.

I know this is meant to be a lighthearted thread and I am not usually a doom monger but...

I think there will be a terrorist attack over the holiday period. A big one. Sorry.

Did you know camels are actually carriers of novel corona viruses also? Stay well away!

Trump's last horrah - nuclear war.