To nominate a topic for an MN ban this week?

[Retiremental]

In no particular order, mine would be

AIBU to spend Christmas with seventy million people?

AIBU to be pissed off with my present from DH?

What’s yours?

@Charcutaria

Christmas has been cancelled, will Christmas be cancelled?. They can't cancel Christmas not now!!

^^^^ This!

Oh and Brexit/do I need to stockpile food and loo roll threads!

And ban anyone who posts on Christmas night to ask if they're being unreasonable to take the decorations down on Boxing day 👀

Anything with "confused" or "bubble" in the title

"Christmas IS cancelled" blah blah blah. No, the government can't cancel Christmas ffs, just the plans you had to gether may be restricted.

I would ban the term "bubbling up" as well 🤣🤣

"We are bubbling up with my mum for christmas" sounds really weird, like they are all spending Christmas in a pan of water sitting on a hob 🤣.

Gather, not gether!

Can we ban the threads that go:-

“I’ve bought the whole Smyths catalogue for my DC #Making Memories”

Vs

“I’ve bought DC a hair shirt, a chocolate orange and a charity goat”

which then descends into a heated debate about social class, as so many MN threads do.

Cauliflower cheese/gravy threads are always fun. Won’t ban those

Covid. A week without a mention of it would be great, I'll even talk about Brexit maybe

Just ban all mention of Christmas, ta.

Yes to the phrase "bubbling up". There are quite a few words and phrases that I think should be completed eradicated from the English language after this. Or at least made a criminal offence to use in certain contexts.

I'm just waiting for the hundreds of threads about people being disappointed by their Secret Santa gift, they should arrive any day now I think!

I haven't bought my turkey yet should I panic!!!!

"Use that big wet thing that's in your mouth and ask your family!"

@GlummyMcGlummerson This genuinely took me a minute to work out what you meant then

I've only spent £10,000 on DD - is it enough?

“These people celebrate Christmas in a slight different way to me and therefore they are WRONG!”

Unhappy with inheritance threads

@DifficultPifcultLemonDifficult

I would ban the term "bubbling up" as well 🤣🤣

"We are bubbling up with my mum for christmas" sounds really weird, like they are all spending Christmas in a pan of water sitting on a hob 🤣.

🤣

I second Brexit. Just been on the M20 too.

It's happening, its here, us plebs have zero say now anyway so stick your fingers in your ears

Fa-la-la-la, la la la lah!

Could we just ban ALL school threads, either positive ( which always end up negative anyway) or not!

Anything about Christmas Eve boxes.

Nigella did ham in coke? (fighting the urge to make the obvious joke). I've never understood that recipe.

Anything about how much food is too much etc. The competitive under eaters are still around at Christmas and this is no time for it.

this one is about responses - Anything that is followed by NOW

A&E. NOW

101. NOW

Stop. NOW

Anyone fussing about the size of their piles should be banned, alone with the “just buy a cheap blanket/dressing gown/bean bag to bulk them up” replies. Anusol should be the only thing recommend for piles.