to wonder how Mr & Mrs Pontipine managed to produce so many children ......

[jumpyjan]

.... when they all share one bedroom - not much privacy!

Perhaps I should have my mind on higher things.

No YANBU. They are obviously serial silent shaggers.

are they married? we need to know

They are clearly octuplets as they are all the same size. I do think social services should be involved because they lose a number of them with alarming regularity.

Actually the more I think about it I'm starting to form a secret-government-genetic-cloning- project theory...

don't forget the similarly sized Wattingers next door....

Or Wottingers.

It's not just the lack of privacy but the fact that they sleep head to head that got me thibking

its not even a big bedroom.

maybe they go at it in the kitchen?

i have no idea what you lot are talking about

I agree with ADragon. Product of IVF.

Awww!

perhaps thats why they keep losing their children .... because they are at it in the kitchen!

neglectful!

you're not the only one to be wondering
lol

I think that websites got it wrong about Iggle Piggle & Upsy Daisy though... Iggle Piggle is so camp he is surely gay.

Well their neighbours, the Wottingers, were a bad example weren't they.

I've never seen any of the parents go to work either......

oh lol

now i know why dd2 runs round singing macca pacca

lol!

And their sleeping arrangements aren't much of an indicator of a big family. However as all the little pontipines are going missing all the time, then they probably have time then.

BTW are the little ones with antenna the girls, I think so because they sleep on the same side as Mrs pontipine.

Do I need to go out more ?

but the thing is that bell it rings and they must go home often leaving the children behind and often after having lost track of them

I need to know what is going on

rookiemum, I think the antenae are meant to be pigtails or plaits.

Perhaps they hibernate sometimes like the blue ones .

Sweat the parents were snogging in an episode the otehr day (think ts on ds3's DVD)- so there is definite chemistry there!!!

SS defintiely need to be involved, personally witnessed an incident where se3veral children re-entered the home via the chimnet- can you imagine if there had been a fire?

well i hope after this thread you are all set to watch it in half an hour