Husband came home early, caught red handed . . .

[Lineofconcepcion]

So there I was this afternoon really bored. Husband came home early, he said he followed the buzzing noise. Caught me red handed in the bedroom using his Babyliss beard trimmer to de pill my woolly sweaters. Well I was bored 🤔 Anyway, for the uninitiated it works a treat 🤣

I assumed you were going to say you were tidying your bush with his beard trimmer

I got as far as the buzzing sound and thought, yup, happens all the time....

@Swingometer

I assumed you were going to say you were tidying your bush with his beard trimmer

For some reason I read the whole lot and still thought that's what it said. Had to go back and re-read after seeing your comment

Yeah. Beard trimmer. Suuuure

So many unexpected twists!

First thought

• He's caught you enjoying some alone time with a vibrator. Then
• That you were trimming your bush

but it turns out you're de fluffing jumpers

I saw the first bit and thought 'Scott's home EARLY'.

And caught you with a big red M&M.

I always use the beard trimmer for my special place not my jumpers but now I know I will get too it

I thought you had turned a beard trimmer into a bush trimmer

What did he say?

Now the biting makes sense!

OP, I would not be too concerned. I think most people have been caught at some stage? Only caught once, as a teenager, no electronics involved, I was doing it manually ...

That made me choke on my glass of red!
Purchased my first vibrator last month and keep expecting to get caught....
@Lineofconcepcion

What a clever idea.

Thanks

Thought this was a troll vibratory thread

Vibrator

Great idea

Good one Op
I like the way you put this across..
In a amusing way 😂

..... and he doesn’t even have a beard .....

@prunetang

So many unexpected twists!

First thought

• He's caught you enjoying some alone time with a vibrator. Then
• That you were trimming your bush

but it turns out you're de fluffing jumpers

This!

So well written op, it's a real "I know what's going to happen, oh? Ahh here we go, nope? Nope not what I expected" 😂 thank you for the giggle.

Slightly deflated after after an exciting title.

It's 2 weeks before Christmas!! Assuming you celebrate, how the heck are you finding time to de-pil sweaters?! I have 5000 things to get done and the 'To-Do' list is growing faster than I can cross things off. Sweaters are very low down the list!