How Old Do You Think I Am ?

[AnneKipanki]

I try really hard to look after myself. I am not in the sun very often. I keep myself fit by doing naughty things and use all sorts of the latest rejuvenation techniques.
I just don’t want to be left on the shelf.

[Photos removed at OP's request]

I'd get a light perm for your ears if I were you, otherwise you look ok, maybe change your outfit to your green one once in a while otherwise ..... sorted

OMG @AnneKipanki you don't look old enough to be on a parenting forum, don't you have to 18 to join MN!

You look sooooooo young and sooooooo amazing.

Old enough to be thrown into the deepest, darkest pits of hell never to show your smug little face ever again.

HTH.

Be there soon @RaspberryCoulis. It’s Santa’s Workshop.

Hahaha love this! Please wear a bikini top and we'll be able to judge better.

People on here will tell you that you look young op because they are being nice, but based on your clothes and the condition of your skin, i would say you are about 3 years old.

The wide open eyes and 'cheeky' grin are clearly an attempt to appear youthful.

Pathetic.

I think you've had "help" op.

Personally, I'm not a great fan of botox, but I must admit your face does look very smooth and wrinkle-free.
Are you in your early 40s?

You look like a young 70-80. I hope that helps to boost your self worth.

Clearly those cheeks have seen a bit of filler. Other than that I'd say your 100% natural looking.

I think you've maybe overdone it on the fillers - your face looks a bit rubbery to me.

Maybe try to change up the clothes a bit - sometimes we can get stuck in a rut of wearing the same thing day in day out. Although I do like your jumper!

I don't think the stripey leggings are doing you any favours either.

But you do have a lovely smile - I think that impish look keeps you young looking!

You're going to get flamed on here, OP. Maybe you should look within and try to do some good deeds to boost your self-worth. Maybe take up a hobby? Crafts?

300?

Well I'm 50 & you look haggard compared to me (must be all that risk taking up on shelves etc) so I would say 72.

Aw thanks @sunnysidegold . I do have a leather jacket that I wear for nights out ( pre Covid )
It’s maybe a bit cliché .

You look really plastic you’ve overdone the Botox. But kudos to you for lack of make up or fashion sense you must be really comfortable with your look.

Thanks @Dontstepinthecowpat , I got some tips from my friend, Wally . Have you seen him ? Do you know where he is ?

I didn’t want to copy him , merely channel his vibe . Too much ?

Also in the nicest possible way you should give up the booze, you have the tell tale bloat.

@MummmyDayCareNameChangeAGAIN

Hahaha love this! Please wear a bikini top and we'll be able to judge better.

Has that one gone? I wanted to find out how old she was.

Stop fishing for compliments, I hate these threads you are obviously at least 100 years old. Don't flatter yourself.

I don’t think your striped leggings do you any favours either. But you do admittedly have very thin legs so can carry the look off better than others.

You might want to have a word with your mate Father Christmas to see whether he needs a quick detox or fasting diet to get into his posh robes next month as I noticed last year that he needed a new notch on his belt as it was getting tight. And also get him to the barbers for a beard trim.

What ?
@questionn , I never touch a drop . I always use a glass .

Are you promoting them products OP? 🥲