Zero Inheritance - Advice

[CunnyLingus]

I know inheritances rarely get discussed on Mumsnet so apologies if this is not something that I should be asking really.

I am not going to inherit anything. I also have nobody to leave what I have to. Charities do not bear inheritance tax. If I leave anything they will be lucky, but chances are I am going to spend the lot before I pop.

Can I ask for your 'zero inheritance advice' please on my non-predicament. I would really like to know how to be fair to nobody.

Im sure after paying for my cremation my three children will enjoy thier one piece of real gold jewellery each and have fun splitting the 200 cat ornaments equally between them

@isseywith4vampirecats

Im sure after paying for my cremation my three children will enjoy thier one piece of real gold jewellery each and have fun splitting the 200 cat ornaments equally between them

You need more cat ornaments. Otherwise they won't be able to divide them evenly. Get 100 more. 😂

Proper lols at this thread. Heeheehee.

This bathroom tap you mention.......I hope it is nowhere near a loo brush. Cos that's just that is just filthy

I hope it is nowhere near a loo brush. Cos that's just that is just filthy

Handy for giving the glass a quick swish though

But what we really need is a thread to thrash out what constitutes 3 households for the purpose of Christmas. I'm amazed nobody seems to have a dilemma in this regard.

OP, the MLM idea is a great idea. You can buy lots of overpriced toiletries to sell to all the nobodies that are hoping to inherit your vast non-estate. They will feel they have to humour you by buying stuff, rather than risk being disinherited. When you die they can spend many happy hours arguing over who gets the soap on a rope (collector's item). You clearly have great business acumen - well done for spotting this unique opportunity that lesser mortals are unaware of.

I have no children so when me and husband go our house is going to a homeless charity and the money and moveable assets to the dogstrust