For the Mumsnetter who has everything

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My friend sent me a picture of a bag, and I thought it might be perfect for those of us who don't know what they want for Christmas 😂

www.selfridges.com/GB/en/cat/sarah-levy-bra-chest-leather-harness-bag_R03654422/

I am very confused. How? Why?

Utility tits!

I used to work with a bloke called Pete Utility Tits who would load up his two shirt breast pockets to achieve a similar look. This, with its zips would be an distinct improvement as Pete would quickly become flat chested if he had to bend over.

If today has given me nothing else, it has given me utility tits.

Wtf?

Also why does it only come in S and M.

Looking at that sentence I may have my answer, or am I adding up 2 and 2 and getting 5.

Oooh, and there's 20% off. Perfect!

I am miffed that its only available in Small and Medium. What about us big boobed ladies who crave a UtiliTit ensemble?

Low stock too; someone, somewhere is clearly buying them!

Oh good, you can get it in pale blue too, just in case one slightly larger blue tit is the look you are going for..

Even if they were giving it away I'd decline.....

So £1500 for something you can get a phone and a trolley token in and looks bloody uncomfortable to boot. (or should that be bra).

What cup size does it go up to? I can't imagine it being sold at Rigby and Peller.

I am not Sarah Levy, I promise. If you are in need of a laugh, take a look at her website - there's even more wacky designs. The E-cigarette glove is a particular delight!

www.sarahlevy.be/pages/habit

Someone obviously said 'no one can come up with a more ridiculous bag than the bumbag', and dear Sarah obviously took that as a personal challenge.

I do like the one long glove/one short on her website though. One kept on for driving the Bentley, the other ready for smacking those who have displeased you and challenging them to a dual...

That bum bag looks very awkward. Imagine trying to take something out of it without looking dodgy.

[quote ViciousJackdaw]I am not Sarah Levy, I promise. If you are in need of a laugh, take a look at her website - there's even more wacky designs. The E-cigarette glove is a particular delight!

www.sarahlevy.be/pages/habit[/quote]
Habit n°6 Tits Pockets is definitely less likely to give you lopsided posture

I love the fact that one of the items on her website is actually called Tits Pockets

Oh good lord, that awful posing pouch/belt bag!!

Quite tempted by the Curtain Hat for a sneaky nap in the office though.

There will be some fashion victims with more money than sense that will be rushing to get those things now. Especially those that need an excuse to fiddle with their bits.

I would buy this I think it would be really fun for a festival!

The dog bag? Is that to turn your dog into a sort of pack mule that will carry your stuff, or so your dog becomes a bag with a handle to carry the poor thing with its legs just dangling.

I think she is the woman that the famous Mumsnet saying was invented for "Sarah, are you on glue?"

I really like it.

Haha @ Utility Tits Can you get an add on titbag to make them a pair?

Seriously though, £1650

As my mum would say, more money than sense....

Only one left in small and two in medium. Hurry hurry hurry.

I started a thread with this ridiculousness on too - great minds .....

I've just bought one! I thought I'd treat myself as it's been a difficult year.

Not really.