Just for fun and light heartedly inspired from earlier post about woman asking her partner if he'd brushed his teeth resulting in him buggering off. She said she knew he was expecting sex as he'd asked her to "wear nice knickers". Just thinking how others know their partner "fancies a bit".
My scenario depends where I am in my cycle.
Days 1-15 go DH - looks at boobs, pulls a kissy, letchy face (the one that they think is sexy but just reminds you of a dirty old man) says "fancy it like?"
Me - No
DH - Ahhhh, cmon don't be shy, you know you want to.
Me - No
Days 16 - 21
DH - looks at boobs, pulls a kissy, letchy face (the one that they think is sexy but just reminds you of a dirty old man) says "fancy it like?"
Me - No
DH - Ahhhh, cmon don't be shy, you know you want to.
Me - Have you showered today?
DH - Yes
Me - Okay then but be quick...
Days 22 - 24
Me: Have you showered
DH: Yes
Me: Get upstairs then.
Day 25
Me: Grrrrrr have you showered?
DH: Errrr, no
Me: Just give it a wash in the sink and get in ere....
Hahaha 😂, not an exact reinactment but is how it feels a lot of the time. Been together 24 years so it's not always romantic meals, hearts, flowers and sexy lingerie for us now.
How does it play out in your house?