To think spending time with Bez would be more exciting - and where was Shaun?

[MrsBobDylan]

During my sleep last night, after Katie Price and I had gone boating on a lake (she let me do ALL the rowing btw), I met up with Bez from the Happy Mondays.

I realise he and I are not in our 20s and an all-nighter is unwise in my current state of physical disrepair, but it was really dull. We visited a market town together and had a wander.

And where was Shaun?

AIBU to feel just a little bit let down?

You're complaining? I had sex with Michael Gove the other night.

Oh.my.God @lidoshuffle - you must feel as though you'll never be clean again.

The sex dream is just about the worst that can happen because the participant is usually someone no one in the history of the world could fancy ever.

Katie Price was very lazy in my dream and not good company. I know she broke her feet recently but she could have take a turn at the rowing.

I wonder if 1990s Shaun Ryder will put in appearance tonight?