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What is the point of a B Day, does anyone actually use them?

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Lorddenning1 · 17/11/2020 21:21

Does anyone have a B day, in this day and age are they still being used? My parents have one and it just got me thinking, like how does it work, I have never used one before, isn't having a shower easier, can someone explain to me?

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MereDintofPandiculation · 17/11/2020 21:33

You sit on facing the taps. Or with your back to them if you still have your trousers and pants round your ankles.

Jinglebellissimo · 17/11/2020 21:34

I viewed a house with a Japanese style toilet - the estate agent was aghast that I wanted to mess around with it.

Handsnotwands · 17/11/2020 21:36

They’re for your fanny after shagging aren't they?

dollyoix · 17/11/2020 21:39

Oh, and fab for shaving your legs!

Yep & for soaking your feet, washing your dc's bums etc. My gran had one & thought it was fab.

CandyLeBonBon · 17/11/2020 21:40

@GrandUnion

And Emily in Emily in Paris rinses her hair in hers when her shower breaks down mid-shower. Grin
I literally just finished binge-watching that little gem!!
Lorddenning1 · 17/11/2020 21:44

@Branleuse I have never met anyone else in real life that calls it a foof before Grin

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Lorddenning1 · 17/11/2020 21:45

Thank you for clearing this up for me Grin

What is the point of a B Day, does anyone actually use them?
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MikeUniformMike · 17/11/2020 21:47

I thought it was about due dates.

FatBottomGirl99 · 17/11/2020 21:47

Me to, so funny. B day 🙄🤣

AcornAutumn · 17/11/2020 21:48

OP thanks this made me laugh

They were popular when I was little but we never had one, we thought only posh people had them

Re Emily, I never understood why she didn’t just use the sink!

StrippedFridge · 17/11/2020 21:55

People in other countries think we are disgusting for cleaning our poo bum by rubbing with bits of paper instead of washing it in a bidet or with a toilet shower attachment (standard in many countries). Do you know what Japanese toilets are like? Amazing. I want to get one here. Much more hygenic.

TaVeryMuchLove · 17/11/2020 21:55

@Jinglebellissimo

You use it to wash your clothes in before putting them away in your Chester drawers
Grin
DreadingSeason2020sFinale · 17/11/2020 21:57

@Jinglebellissimo

You use it to wash your clothes in before putting them away in your Chester drawers
Chester Drawers? Don't you mean Chester Draws? HmmWink
MadameMeursault · 17/11/2020 21:58

I only ever used one once on holiday in Egypt to vomit into while I was sat on the loo with diarrhoea. TMI, sorry!

Rosebel · 17/11/2020 22:00

My grandparents had one but I don't think it was ever used. It took me years to work out what it was for. Don't really see the point of them though.

MikeUniformMike · 17/11/2020 22:00

I thought they had hose pipes in Egypt. A little over-the-bog bum shower.

ddl1 · 17/11/2020 22:01

I thought you meant a birthday (some young people do call them 'B-days') and came onto the thread thinking, 'Ah! so there's someone else who hates their birthday as much as I hate mine!' I was slightly disappointed that it wasn't that! No, I don't have a bidet, and never did.

AcornAutumn · 17/11/2020 22:03

D Day
VE Day
B Day. It’s marketing gold!

Silverstripe · 17/11/2020 22:04

I think they’re great.

If you got shit on any other part of your body you wouldn’t just wipe it with paper and be done. You would give it a proper wash. I don’t know why we’re ok with it when it’s buttholes. They’re also good for people with piles, and post pregnancy.

maddiemookins16mum · 17/11/2020 22:08

When I lived in a hotel room (holiday rep) abroad for 6 months a biddet (as we called them) was a lifesaver as it was somewhere to soak/wash clothes.

badacorn · 17/11/2020 22:09

They’re great
Once you start using one you’ll never go back. So much cleaner.

BoomBoomsCousin · 17/11/2020 22:10

Never had one but I love them and am always a bit gleeful if we stay in a hotel that has them. It feels so much better than just using toilet paper and they are especially handy during your period if you use period knickers or towels. Am considering getting one of those wondrous Japanese toilet seats for home.

Jocasta2018 · 17/11/2020 22:11

I've never had a bathroom big enough to get one installed 😕 although I'd love to have one.
Those Japanese toilets disturb me as they spray water from behind so could be blasting faecal matter forward into your vulva/vagina which isn't good.
For now, I keep a 500cl bottle by the loo, which I fill with warm water from the tap so I can clean myself.
Bidets are fab - clean nether regions, feet & shaving legs becomes a complete doddle. If I win the lottery, I want to get a place with bathrooms big enough for bidets!

GrouchyKiwi · 17/11/2020 22:12

I grew up with one in the house and I miss it. If we ever build our own place (as planned) or do a proper bathroom remodel I am insisting on having one.

They're great when you have diarrhoea as it's soothing, and you feel a lot cleaner. And as a PP mentioned, they're excellent for washing feet.

kidscreatemess · 17/11/2020 22:14

@elQuintoConyo

You sit on facing the taps. You wash your hairy areas, rather than wasting money, resources and landfill on wetwipes.

Plus they're great for washing small things in at hotels (pants, socks, tights), as Barbie baths, and easy to reach for toddlers washing their hands.

I once used a B day on my actual B day, a wild ride I tell you!

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