Opened vibrator delivery

[MiffedEmployee]

Firstly, I'd like to say I have no shame about this at all. I've been waiting for a delivery of a lovely new toy for an age (about a week) but I've been in serious need of a lovely de-stress.

The order has come this morning, I get a knock on the door, ask who it is with no response. I end up opening the door and it's a package. I immediately realise it's open and not only is the package open and you can see what it is but the cellophane has been ripped open. On closer inspection, the parcel isn't sealed properly and looks like it's only stuck properly on one side. So I now do not know if it's been used, etc plus the person delivering it knows what it is too.

I definitely don't want it now. AIBU to complain? Who the hell do I complain to, RM or the sender? I'll admit that I'm much bloody grumpier now to top it off.

RM wont have opened it. It's illegal to open post in the office, even if its addressed to the postie him/herself.

Also they can often tell when someone has ordered sex toys.

I have a feeling it’s been posted to the wrong person, they’ve opened it to see what’s inside and returned to the rightful owner, hence why no one was there when you opened the door. So someone in your neighbourhood knows what you’ll be up to tonight, watch out for those curtain twitchers

Lol at the idea of buying second hand 😀😀😀

I would contact the company for a refund or replacement. This isn't something you can take a risk with in my opinion.

When a package is damaged or opened in transit, you take multiple photos and then contact the seller for replacement. They deal with the shipping company. This is standard procedure.

The answers on here are hilarious 🤣. Cheered up my Monday afternoon!

You just hear stories of people in the sorting offices, etc. doing odd things

Do you?! What stories are these? 😂 I know a couple of posties and they’d tell you they are far too busy to open and fondle people’s packages.

Definitely not making this up. I couldn't have told them it was open because it was left by the door. I saw him walk back to the van from the ndn.

The bottom of the box is bent just where you'd put your finger to pull out the folded flap (excuse the pun ) Might have been knocked but it did add to it

Yes, the stories of gross people freak me out.

It's a Satisfyer Pro 2 and I'm still trying to decide how much I need satisfying today.

Crying at buying second hand

@MiffedEmployee🤣🤣🤣🤣 'put your finger in to pull out the folded flap'. Why is this so funny?🤣

I just googled them, it looks like an ear hair trimmer! But a pretty one.

You just contact the seller and tell them it has arrived opened. They should organise another to be sent out and may tell you to keep and dispose of that one or will sort out a returns label.

I wouldn't assume it's been used but I also would not put it past a couple of workers at a sorting office finding the packaging damaged and seeing what it is, pulling it out and pissing about having a laugh. It's immature but it's certainly the kind of this some people get a giggle out off, 'lobbing a dildo across the room at their mate Daz'. You just have to spend five minutes on internet sites like Tik Tok, Reddit or even FB to see that kind of stuff.

Just bung it in your dishwasher

Eww, thanks to that 'someone sent me a sex toy' thread, I've learned that Lovehoney take returns. I once worked in the returns department for an online retailer of non-sexy items, and that was absolutely gross anyway. Imagine the poor, poor person who has to unpack the returned items.

@Miffed a Satisfier Pro 2? Well now we know that does indeed make all the difference..!. off to google Satisfier Pro 2 to find out if I need satisfying

@MiffedEmployee

Definitely not making this up. I couldn't have told them it was open because it was left by the door. I saw him walk back to the van from the ndn.

The bottom of the box is bent just where you'd put your finger to pull out the folded flap (excuse the pun ) Might have been knocked but it did add to it

Yes, the stories of gross people freak me out.

It's a Satisfyer Pro 2 and I'm still trying to decide how much I need satisfying today.

Send it back saying it was Un-Satisfactory - yeah? Eh? Geddit?

I have a feeling it’s been posted to the wrong person, they’ve opened it to see what’s inside and returned to the rightful owner, hence why no one was there when you opened the door.

I reckon this too!

Bit of a stretch but maybe it was delivered to wrong person and they left it on your doorstep when the postie was doing their deliveries to make it look like it was the postie. Or they handed it to the postie saying they got it by mistake and they then delivered it to you.

I'm going with the neighbour. I was waiting for an Amazon delivery and when a parcel arrived I tore it open. It was a studded dog collar (not the dog kind). I then noticed it wasn't my name/address on the parcel. I delivered it and explained why it was opened. I think if it had been something 'personal' I'd have rung the bell and ran! Maybe this could have happened? Look out for neighbours avoiding eye contact, lol.

Mrs Clatterbuck

Bit of a stretch...

Show off.

My friend saw a second hand one for sale at a car boot.

I can't even.

@MrsClatterbuck

Bit of a stretch but maybe it was delivered to wrong person and they left it on your doorstep when the postie was doing their deliveries to make it look like it was the postie. Or they handed it to the postie saying they got it by mistake and they then delivered it to you.

Interesting theory. OP do you have a ring doorbell so you can see who actually dropped it through?

Send it back. Something as intimate as that needs to be in pristine condition upon delivery.

Did it arrive via Hermes?

Just going to leave this here...

Ooh, is it the Satisfyer OP?