to pretend to be working, while actually MNing, to avoid talkign to a collague?

[MamaG]

I just know she's itching to bitch about another colleague X. I can see it in her eyes! X was made redundant last week and my colleague is desperate to gossip about it.

I am not interested. Bog off

Tell her you are having dinner with colleague X because you are close chums. Maybe she'll be too embarrassed to gossip then.

Would it make you feel better if I was MNing for a similar reason!!!! 9Though in my case it's to stop me from telling one of my colleagues how bloody useless he is!)

Oh no, she knows me and X don't get on that well! I just don't want to gossip about her! Not my cup of tea

I'd much rather talk about young men

Nice pic of Bertie Kerr for you then

oh very bloody funny

I was excited then!

Please tell me,she is not close enough to read this over your shoulder!!!

No she's opposite

she's minge colleague

"minge"? are you calling her a c...?

NO! Shes the one who showed me her fanjo!

Oh my god!!! What sort of job do you have?!! Is it in her job description?

Paralegal - and no, its not in my job description!

was she once a teacher?

do teachers show people their minges then?!

ummm no

they do on that calendar thread, apparently

Is she famous? They like to flash theirs a bit!!