What's your claim to fame? *lighthearted*

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Inspired by an article I've just read online whilst waiting for my train, AIBU to ask...what is your claim to fame? The weaker the claim the funnier, such as "I dated Margaret Thatcher's cousins drama tutor" e.g. But any will do.

I'll go first. I served Gary Cahill (footballer) once as a waitress; he came into the budget restaurant I worked at...and didn't even foot the bill!

A bit of a silly post I know, but the article I read had me giggling. If this post makes at least one person giggle that would be great - I think we're all in need of a laugh right now!

I once snogged the England rugby player Jason Leonard. And a shared a steam room with the actress Rosemary Leach. Naked.

I went on a jungle trek in the Bornean rainforest with Bill Bailey

When I was a child we lived next door to Ozzy Osborne's cousin David .

A woman I worked with, her dad won the Eurovision for Ireland.
I once cleaned out an ash tray that Kate Moss stubbed out her cigarette in.
I hope nobody reading this has fainted from the glamour.

I had a one night stand with the guy from Razorlight’s cousin

@Mumofsend that’s amazing!

I went to school with Alan Shearer (year above me) and was friends with an actor from Coronation St..

A folk singer wrote at least two songs about me.
That's only fair, I wrote 21 poems (most of them absolute drivel) about him. A couple of them were ok, though.

I once treated Sarah Jessica Parker in A&E. She was not seriously ill.

I was on the opening credits of Newsnight once - walking behind David Blunket's dog, Lucy.

Neil Morrisey once nearly spilled his pint down the back of my jacket, except he didn't and apologised anyway.

I've been on a (static) motorbike with Kevin Keegan

@Wellsbells it was definitely a life highlight. Just happened to be in Denim Valley at the same time and he invited us to go with him. He was looking for Wallace frogs at the time!

A very drunk Jonny Vegas tried to get me to go on a date with him. I didn’t.

I’ve chatted to Tess Daley and stroked her dog (not a euphemism) while our kids played in the same playground.

Spoken to Brandon Block on the phone through work and he told me to take his number and let him know if I ever wanted entry to a club.

Sat next to Claire from Steps at my local motorway services.

An Apprentice contestant used to me my kids tennis coach.

I used to be friends with Ben from A1 when we were children and he’d come to my house.

*be not me

*Tess Daly. Fucking phone

I was a presspacker on Newsround

One of my friends went on a ferry to France the day of Charles and Diana's wedding with Bill Night as a sort of cool Liverpudlian protest.
I have served bloke from New Order wrapping paper, Richard Madeley a pen and George Best said hello to me. All WH Smith Manchester. I was behind Francis Rossi in M&S Manchester and was astonished how short he was.

Oh another one I just thought of! I once stood in a queue behind John Bruton (then taoiseach of Ireland) when he bought ingredients for a breakfast fry up. Reader I did not see his sausage.

I lived round the corner from a milky bar kid :D

I've sat at the same restaurant table as Les McKeown and pub table as Jona Lewie (different occasions)

I have two!

I went to 6th form with the bloke in the 1990s fruit and nut Cadbury TV advert. He was in year above.

I once met Victoria Beckham at a nightclub in Manchester.

Ooh @Boatonthehorizon you’ve reminded me of the time I met Katie Price in the loos of a skanky pub. She was really nice!

My Mum trod on Virginia Wade's toe in a lift at Wimbledon and was very worried it might end her career. She (my Mum not VW) was nearly run over by a van containing the Beatles in about 1964.