What's your claim to fame? *lighthearted*

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Inspired by an article I've just read online whilst waiting for my train, AIBU to ask...what is your claim to fame? The weaker the claim the funnier, such as "I dated Margaret Thatcher's cousins drama tutor" e.g. But any will do.

I'll go first. I served Gary Cahill (footballer) once as a waitress; he came into the budget restaurant I worked at...and didn't even foot the bill!

A bit of a silly post I know, but the article I read had me giggling. If this post makes at least one person giggle that would be great - I think we're all in need of a laugh right now!

Oh! I forgot my favourite!! I called Peter Crouch a cunt at a theme park 😂

My brother used Bruce Forsyth's bathroom in the 1970's.

Brother was on a road crew down the road from the house Bruce shared with his wife Anthea Redfern.
He was desperate so knocked on the door of the nearest house, Anthea opened the door and kindly let him use their toilet. She gave him a cup of tea and they had a little chat.

I think my brother had a crush on her for years afterwards, lovely woman apparently.

Bruce was not at home.

I worked with Adam (American) off Big Brother.

@Whatisthisfuckery

John Craven trod on my foot.

😂😂😂😂😂

My dog was patted by Gianluca Vialli (footballer) in Battersea Park in 1998.
Was showed out of the way by princess Margaret security men, when walking along quiet little street during my lunch hour in Central London, as she was stepping out of her car to go into a posh restaurant.

Rolf Harris drew me Popeye and admired my Mums blouse

I've been interviewed and photographed as one of the first women to receive funding from the Prince's Trust

I feature in a Joe Lycett comedy dvd. I’m standing next to him in a segment at the end. He told me he ‘liked my fragrance’.

Stubby Kaye told me he liked my hair.

In 1966 my brother and I lent our tennis raquets to two of the German world cup football squad who were staying at an hotel in our home town and visiting our local park.

As a 16 year old in my part time job in a South London branch of Sainsbury's, I served TRIGGER FROM ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES

He was in a play at the local theatre and very charming

My parents are still very proud 😂

David Cameron came to my till in Waitrose to buy nappies

Mick Hucknall asked me if I would like to go back to his place as he was leaving the Hacienda- he already had two women on his arm!

Dodged a bullet there @WirKindervomBahnhofZoo

I know!

My childhood babysitter is Joe Biden's cousin. I named my pet after him, and my sister was in a love triangle with his son.

I served Jimmy Carr several times in a restaurant. Along with Stephen Gateley and Ashley Judd (not together obviously).

I was at a Christmas Eve carol service a couple of years ago. Lovely man and his wife sat next to me, turned out he was an excellent singer.

Speaking to them afterwards the Penny finally dropped that he was the singer from Mike & The Mechanics!

Somewhere in my house i have a work address book from 30 years ago which contains the then addresses and phone numbers of Thora Hird and Bruce Forsyth as I sometimes had to arrange things with them. I also met Russell Grant a few times in that job

I used to speak with Peter Kaye on the phone in a later job.

See Alan Bennett now and again.

I went to a Paul Daniels magic show and ended up on stage for one of the tricks.

My ten year old self is so incredibly jealous

I was on TV running over Tower bridge in the London Marathon 2011😃
I was with the people described as the slower ones....fair description🤣

Couldn't run for a bus now thanks to dodgy knees caused by running😳

This is possibly quite outing as its my dad's favourite story he tells everyone. He nearly ran over the band Hearsay (when they were famous)

I was on London news for national deckchair day 2003.

I held up the number 7 for GMTVs get up and give phone number in about 1998.

SMart on the road came to our school.

Legend has it Jill halfpenny was at my Christening.

My son currently goes to the same high school that Peter Kay and paddy McGuiness both attended and many years later Jason Kenny ,Jason Kenny also opened my son's primary school Xmas fair a few years ago as he also attended the same primary school many years before my son

I helped Diana Spencer (as she called herself then ..) change her bike tire when she was at West Heath school In Sevenoaks..

My old boss is friends with Andrew Lincoln.

I've not been introduced but I'm working on it (just to tell him he ruined The Walking Dead!).