Someone has left their dildo on my garden wall!!!!

[LindtLover19]

So I went out for a walk today and as I returned, I noticed a pink plastic object on my front garden wall! It turned out to be a mahoosive pink phallus!!! It’s a rather quiet street so I’m shocked that someone would leave it on my wall. What do I do? Do I throw it away - what if someone comes looking for it?? Completely shocked!!!

@Sunflowerlover20

Op hasn’t been back for a while...maybe I’m correct and it’s been stuck to the wall with gorilla glue!

Perhaps the OP is - ahem - investigating the item in question?

She'll probably resurface around Wednesday

Sorry!!! I wondered where I’d left it.

My sister's friend once won one at an Ann Summers party, then decided she didn't want it. She put it un with her plastic recycling.....and came home to it propped up on her doorstep

This made me.LOL thank you for sharing

Raging there wasn't a picture

There's one of my neighbours that bugs my happiness and this has inspired me to invest in a cheap dildo and super glue it to their wheelie bin.....I really think that this would give me no end of entertainment 🤣

what if someone "cums" looking for it

ooooooh maaatron

This is definitely a prank. People are usually more careful binning their sex toys, or so I’ve been told. When my friend disposed of hers she removed the batteries, triple bagged them, and put them in the wheelie bin five minutes before the bin men were due.

Dumping dildos is a thing, I've seen them on beachwalks a few times.........just idly sat on the sand. The great 'knobfish '.

Could be worse OP, at least they didn't superglue it to your window which has been known to happen. 🙄

4cats I was haunted by my dildos.

First of all they fell on top of the electrician when he moved our wardrobe and the box fell off the top (( I had no clue they were up there or the guy rewiring my house would be moving things about ))

So I decided to bin them. We had a skip outside and had been bagging stuff up and throwing it out the window into the skip outside. All fine.........until I walked past the skip and spotted that the dildo bag had been pierced by an ironing board that was in there and a ginormous pink dildo was proudly pointing towards the sky. Like some statue of dildoerty.

This wall now. Is it Hadrian’s Wall or just a domestic single-brick width?

What a dick move

I’m picturing a large lady straddling OP’s garden wall and bouncing up and down vigorously.
With sounds.
Sorry .

Wondering if you live near me & this is now a thing

We recently had a very large black rather floppy looking rubber one left on our windowsill. It disappeared a few hours later 😂