Someone has left their dildo on my garden wall!!!!

[LindtLover19]

So I went out for a walk today and as I returned, I noticed a pink plastic object on my front garden wall! It turned out to be a mahoosive pink phallus!!! It’s a rather quiet street so I’m shocked that someone would leave it on my wall. What do I do? Do I throw it away - what if someone comes looking for it?? Completely shocked!!!

Police. Now.

Imagine if someone has glued it to your wall for a joke...the neighbours are going to see you fighting with it🤣

Pics or didn't happen .

Instantly running home, open a MN account and post about it is definitely the right move as well.

🤣🤣picture please

Bet its a dog toy there's loads of dog toy or dildo photo montages on FB

@Sunflowerlover20

Imagine if someone has glued it to your wall for a joke...the neighbours are going to see you fighting with it🤣

Bahahahaha!

What an incredible thing to happen.

Thanks, OP. I knew I’d left it somewhere and it was either there or the top of my car.

@PurpleDaisies

What an incredible thing to happen.

Literally.

Our village FB group is awash with posts of lost property. Generally saying they've left it on the gatepost, or at the cafe or in the police station.

I dare you ...

@Sunflowerlover20

Imagine if someone has glued it to your wall for a joke...the neighbours are going to see you fighting with it🤣

Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Odds on there being a picture forthcoming? Anyone?

You have to take a photo!
That really has made me laugh for too loudly!!

Are you absolutelysure it's not a dog toy?

We need a photo.

@TheAugury great minds

Quick dettol wipe and put it next to the bed for later?

I also think it's a silicone dog toy

Dont put it in your bin. Put it in the neighbours bin!

I came here for the photo

Hide it and see who comes looking.

Probably just teenagers messing around. Can’t see why it’s sinister or police-worthy.

Pop it in the dish washer and then find a use for it - I am sure you can think of something!

You what now?

Also waiting for the photo.