Pass me a shovel

[Singlebutmarried]

The patio is coming up

DH WILL NOT stop chewing his fecking fingers and slurping coffee.

You didn’t see me right?

See who? wink wink, nudge nudge

Just give me the nod if you need help 😡

Handy when it starts getting dark earlier 😉

Ground is easier to dig after all the rain......

You could say you’re re doing it and get him to dig it...

Don't forget to remove his teeth!

my next door neighbour is still digging his foundations for his extension he might be glad to have something/somebody else fill a bit in...while he is at work (no witnesses)
if we go into another lockdown there will be another outbreak ... of women doing their husbands in...
& a lot of new patios being built in winter

Make him wear gloves. Wtf, chewing his fingers?!

Please can you make room for mine? He takes a loud dramatic intake of breath before every sip of his tea. I really really need to get out more

I have had work men diggiging up my road all week ( 9am of a sunday morning FFS ) I will as them to leave the mini digger out for you to steal borrow

Are you married to my ex?

Am I the only one who finds the buried-under-patio threads tedious?! Surely there are more original ways to dispose of a body?!

@Cassilis

Am I the only one who finds the buried-under-patio threads tedious?! Surely there are more original ways to dispose of a body?!

My daughter tells me with confidence that 8 pigs will dispose of a human body with ease.

I trust it's just theory that she says this and not from practical experience.

Hahaha, I think she’s right, but do they have to be wild pigs / boars or will any farmyard pigs do?!

Any pigs will do. OP WHY is he chewing his fingers?

I’ve no idea why he chews his fingers. It’s got worse over lockdown (or is it that he’s been here since fecking February constantly). It’s not like he’s not fed either.

Have a friend with rare breed pigs and many acres. We’re about due a visit.

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I have an allotment. Any extra digging would go unnoticed.

From my extensive study (WFH side entertainment) body disposal is the key.

Tell me when and where and I'll be along with a wheel barrow.