About 11 years ago I was dating someone; not for long, but he got really intense. Messaging all day long, started talking about how I might be the one after a couple of dates... I had to put a stop to it as it was all too much.
I got a message on a dating site yesterday from a strangely familiar man and thought ‘He really looks like X’. Then I looked closer and read the profile info and realised it was X. He obviously doesn’t remember me. I was half-offended, but really just laughed at the irony of me being unrecognisable despite apparently having been ‘the one’ after three dates. Maybe I didn’t have quite the impact he’d suggested 
I was just going to block him - until I spotted his profile claims he is 36. Which is very odd, considering he was 37 when we dated! I’m now really tempted to reply saying ‘You’ve obviously forgotten we’ve met before - but it’s not that surprising, given you’ve forgotten 12 years of your life!’ or similar.
I know it’s petty, but part of me thinks it would serve him right for lying 🤥 to other women on there (and for forgetting me, obvs)!