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Oneisdrunk

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Oneisdrunk · 04/10/2020 01:20

One is drunk and has changed their username. Please entertain me after a fascinating conversation with my husband in which he went to sleep! I am now drunk and bored so completely awake. Don’t let my hangover go to waste!!! (I’m also so tipsy I’m currently watching Sabrina the teenage witch at1:20am)

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Notimeforaname · 04/10/2020 01:22

Which episode???

Notimeforaname · 04/10/2020 01:22

Also, what was the conversation?Grin

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Oneisdrunk · 04/10/2020 01:23

Something about magical jumping beans! I think she climb a beanstalk

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Oneisdrunk · 04/10/2020 01:24

About sofas utterly in fascinating! I sympathise with his falling asleep!
However previously we were discussing why I love toast (much more fascinating!)

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Notimeforaname · 04/10/2020 01:26

And how do you like your toast. I like it only lightly toasted. Then I let it cool before putting butter on. This gives many people the rage.

Notimeforaname · 04/10/2020 01:27

My conversation may actually be worse than your sofa one...

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Oneisdrunk · 04/10/2020 01:28

Toast should be extreeeeemly buttery! Please what is your worse drunk conversation than sofas?

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youngdumbfunny · 04/10/2020 01:29

What's your bev of choice, OP? Hope you're having fun!

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Oneisdrunk · 04/10/2020 01:33

It changed (I don’t actually drink much hence why the sleeping man should entertain me!) but I do like a gin and tonic or kopperberg

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brockerknocker · 04/10/2020 01:35

I'll second you on the Kopparberg, OP!

Not sure how to keep you suitably entertained erm....
What's your favourite musician / band / song?

Notimeforaname · 04/10/2020 01:38

I'll have the gin.
My most boring drunk conversation was literally talking about watching paint dry, as we were watching paint dry.
3 bottles of wine into a DIY day

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Oneisdrunk · 04/10/2020 01:41

That sounds like a much more fascinating diy day than I’ve ever had!

I love killers, AC/DC, billy joel, Michael bible, anything80s, anything 80s and now the ketchup song as one has discovered it on youtube

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Blueuggboots · 04/10/2020 01:41

I had a sober telephone conversation with a bloke once about how walkers cheese and onion crisps differed from other makes in flavour....I'd been out for a couple of dates with him and was already getting the idea he was a bit boring.....this conversation confirmed it!!!

AcrossthePond55 · 04/10/2020 01:48

We used to watch Sabrina! In fact, she was DS1's very first crush. I think he was 7.

Our cat's name is Salem Saberhagen. He doesn't talk. At least, he doesn't talk to ME.

But then again, I am not a witch.

Ofalltheginjoints · 04/10/2020 01:51

Currently on the Rum and listening to Ray Charles, DP has disappeared, probably to bed, sharing the sofa with the dog so it isn’t all bad

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Oneisdrunk · 04/10/2020 02:19

I love that someone’s at is called Salem saberhagen me and my brother post 30 still send each other strange photos of him from google images (promise we are normal generally!)

Do love Ray Charles

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Oneisdrunk · 04/10/2020 02:19

Cat not someone

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Oneisdrunk · 04/10/2020 02:19

Photos of the pretend cat salem

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Mariola321 · 04/10/2020 02:21

I want order pizza but don’t want wake bf. Already had family lasagna and whole cheesecake so being fat bitch. But no breakfast today so only one meal.

AcrossthePond55 · 04/10/2020 02:41

@Oneisdrunk

I love that someone’s at is called Salem saberhagen me and my brother post 30 still send each other strange photos of him from google images (promise we are normal generally!)

Do love Ray Charles

I love Ray Charles too.

Our Salem is also a black cat, like the 'real' Salem. He's not a house cat though, we live in the country and he's a 'barn cat'.

He and our Dachsie are BFFs. Most of the time.

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Oneisdrunk · 04/10/2020 02:41

Get pizza! Definitely get pizza!! Absolutely get pizza!!

Also I love lasagna but it’s not pizza and no breakfast is spare calories

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DoctorTwo · 04/10/2020 02:41

I am on the Heston From Waitrose Cherry Bakewell Vodka. It's moreish. A lot moreish.

stevalnamechanger · 04/10/2020 02:42

Love Sabrina ! Binge watched it a few years back

AlCalavicci · 04/10/2020 02:47

I am awake but stone cold sober and have just watched all of series one of Buffy , , , , , , , , Angel ,. . . . . . .DROOL

Mariola321 · 04/10/2020 02:57

Bake well vodka 😍 I need some. I have only tried the tarts a year ago and they are amazing. Love battenburg too.