to wonder what sexy "I am living my best life" activity you are up to this Saturday night?

[PyongyangKipperbang]

For me, defrosting the freezer.

I know, right?! Check ME out!

And to make it even more funky, I woefully underestimated the amount of ice in there and am hearing the plink-plink of a kitchen floor being flooded drop by drop.

Try not to be too jealous.... :o

Creating a Halloween poster for the PTA - rock and roll

I have a decaf coke...with ice in manner of a cocktail.

Fancy no?

Watching Star Trek Voyager (never saw it when it came out), & knitting a hat.

Sat with my new hot water bottle, a chocolate orange and getting ready to read The Midnight Libraries. DC are out tonight as me an DP both in work in the morning, so will probably retire to bed for an early night!

I'm having the worst menstrual cramps ever so I'm tucked under a fuzzy blanket mumsnetting and drinking sauv blanc. DS is finishing his tea at the table (slowest eater in the universe). DH is playing fortnite. The cat is snoring on his lap.
I need more wine. Waiting for someone to get up...

Slobbing in front of telly with glass of Pinot and 'finest' pizza from Morrisons.
Do I win?

Oh it's BGT on telly so doubly wonderful 😍

Marching in front of the tv [first dates] to get my step count up to 15000. Drinking a half bottle of champagne while I do it.

Sprawled on the floor in front of the fire because I can’t be bothered to walk through to the other room, with my trousers undone and my mahoosive gut hanging out because I ate too much for tea. Also, wishing my toddler would go to sleep so I can too!

@PyongyangKipperbang

And all those students think that us old farts dont know how to live.

We're showing them!

Well I have had prosecco at lunch curry and red wine for dinner and been sat in my pyjamas with no bra watching Saturday night game shows since 6pm!

Then i resurrected a joke over txt with my brother that we both forgot about at least 3-5 years ago! And now I'm feeling very clever about myself and Iv been laughing so hard I nearly peed myself

I'm living my best life and no mistake!

Fourth glass of wine, doing tuggies with dog, have just loaded dishwasher and am scrolling through MN.

@LongPauseNoAnswer

Refilled my Sodastream bottles and made fizzy water.

I also went through the cheese drawer in the fridge and threw out the ones that were screaming (not envy)

WTF is a cheese drawer? Do I need one in my life?!

Sharing a bag of wine gums with DH, drinking Pepsi max and watching GBBO.

Rock and Roll.

Rock. And. Roll.

Watching a documentary about planes 🤓✈ (it's actually really interesting)

Waiting for 9.15pm and the new series of The Wall

Having a massive argument with my 15 year old son. He wants to have a sleepover with two mates and we’ve said no. He’s just stormed out saying he hates us - lovely child!

Waiting for ds to finish on the loo

Husband in one sitting room watching cycling videos on YouTube. I’m in the other flicking through a few episodes of a place in the sun.
I am living my best life.

WTF is a cheese drawer?

Its what posh people have instead of a block of aldi cheddar not quite rewrapped in its original packaging so the end has gone all dry and cracked but you use it any, preferably grated on the pasta of either your DH or your most annoying child.

Now ds is finally asleep curling up on the sofa to die in peace from period pain.

This time 8/9 years ago I used to work Saturday nights till 4am! Now im lucky if i stay up past 10!

Made a shepherd's pie. DH has a glass of red me a glass of fizz and debating with a grumpy teenager what to watch on Netflix.

Highlight of the week is GBBO on a Tuesday!

@FabulouslyFab

Crocheting pumpkins to hang around the village for the children to find later in the month. 🎃

Ooh, can you share the pattern, please?

Really living it up in the Stormzy house tonight - I'm cleaning my oven!!

Crocheting a bobble hat for myself.....

Watching Dh sleep. Writing letters and emails informing people mil has died today and mumsnetting in between.

My boyfriend brought Chinese food, we ate it watching cooking programs on TV. He’s gone home for an early night and I’m having a cheeky glass of wine. It was proper rock and roll!