He’s not a Spoony Fucker: he’s a Blender Twat!

[QueenArseClangers]

Made some lovely broth earlier.
Heritage carrots, home grown potatoes and lentils with a carefully thought out mix of herbs and seasoning.
I’m upstairs doing bedtime for our youngest and I can hear a waspy drone.

He’s only just gone and blended it all like I’m a fucking 6 month old.

He’s apologetic and, to be fair, does more than his fair share of childcare/shitwork/cleaning/family stuff.

I’m still cross though.

Oh that would be annoying!

He’s apologised but I’m still being a bit cross in an unreasonable manner

Oooooh! That's new patio territory in this house.

Here whoever makes the stick, broth, soup, decides the final seasoning and texture. Nobody steps in to finish/improve it, especially behind your back!

Blender Twat indeed!

No jury would convict you.

I hope you shoved that blender up his arse. While it was on.

Yanbu to be angry. Just fucking why do that? Leave it alone!!