To not move for hours..

[Swimminginroses]

The photo doesn’t do it justice!

I have never regretted shutting the cat out quite as much as I do right now 😖

I’m cold and want to put the heating on, I also want a cup of tea and need to put a wash on. Two actually,

All aforementioned tasks require walking past it...

Nope.

100% not unreasonable. My DH is my saviour in these situations.

You can do it.... you can do it.... you can do it!

This is what the spider actually looks like. They are cute, amazing animals. Hold a piece of paper as you walk past, if it'll make you feel better.

This is why I won't entertain the idea of divorce!

You can do it.... you can do it.... you can do it
Totally can’t.
Text DH at work.
Pop a glass over it he says 😱
Like I’d get that close to it!

@Swimminginroses

You can do it.... you can do it.... you can do it Totally can’t. Text DH at work. Pop a glass over it he says 😱 Like I’d get that close to it!

I know what you mean. DH was away once and the most enormous spider was on the stairs. 11:30 at night I discovered this. The spider was between me and the bathroom and I was desperate. I still stood there for an hour and a half building up the courage to remove it. My Dad refused to drive over and deal with it for me.

Get the hoover out and suck it up from -a safe distance- afar