I probably should be more worked up about the fact that there are Forever reps who have claimed in the past that Aloe cures cancer or even Coronavirus but it's today at the school gates that has really got my goat. The teacher has told us recently that there are headlice in the class. Cue mums today getting products from the local Forever rep mum "to keep nits at bay".
It must be a great sales day for her, yellow bags everywhere - maybe she started the headlice report in the first place? Nothing would surprise me about how low these Aloe bots are willing to stoop.
And when it doesn't work (which obviously it won't, if bloody only nits were scared of aloe Vera!) she can blame those irresponsible parents who didn't buy her snake oil aloe crap.