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Oddballs women’s thongs are the worst!

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Oodlesofnoodles20 · 21/09/2020 18:15

Has anyone tried them? Is it me? Oh my days, I wish I could put a photo up but I’m not brave enough. Maybe the woman from Knee deep in Life can recreate it for me.
I’m a size 12-14, so 13 really. Ordered a size 14. The waistband is definitely a size 14, very true to size but that’s where the size 14 stops. The rest of the thong is a size 6. Now I know thongs are small, but I’ve always managed to fit both labia in at the same time. Not this thong, they have to take turns. I’m not sure whether Oddballs have fallen on hard times and need to skimp on the material or what. AIBU to want a decent gusset that my vagina can fit in without folding one flap over the other? Come on oddballs designers, give me some bloody material to work with. My OH finds it hilarious btw, his size XL boxers come with XL size leg holes and fit perfectly. Imagine the men’s had size XL waist and size S thighs?

OP posts:
InSpaceNooneCanHearYouScream · 21/09/2020 23:13

Maybe you've just got a really massive fanny.... Grin.

KarlKennedysDurianFruit · 21/09/2020 23:36

😂

Checkthemeaning · 21/09/2020 23:37

That first reply has given me an almighty laughing fit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TreadLightly3 · 21/09/2020 23:37

LMAO OP - brilliant description and thanks for the warning. I haven’t bought any and now won’t either Grin

LeSquigh · 21/09/2020 23:39

How long will it be before someone pipes up to say “you mean VULVA!”?

Oodlesofnoodles20 · 22/09/2020 07:43

@InSpaceNooneCanHearYouScream I’ve asked my OH and he says it’s a normal size fanny. I have to agree with him as all my other knickers fit.

@LeSquigh oh god yeah! Maybe I should ask admin to edit it before it gets piled on!

OP posts:
InSpaceNooneCanHearYouScream · 23/09/2020 12:15

I'm sure your pudenda is perfectly petite 👍😂

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