One of those days...

[CuntyMcBollocks]

Does anyone else do stupid things without realising until later?

I've just noticed that I've been wearing my knickers back to front and have been ALL day without even realising. I also got confused earlier and tried to open my front door with my car key.

Its not just me is it?

You are not alone. I’ve done both of these things more than once!

I have to use a card to get through maglocked doors at work that have green / red light on them to show unlocked / locked .
The amount of times I have tried to use it to get in to my own front door is embarrassing. I have even stood there waiting for the non-existent to show the door is unlocked

Ha !! I thought I had put on weight as my knickers were so tight. Turns out they were my daughters knickers! (I daren't tell her as she'd feel the need to burn them!)

Oh and I often try to enlarge text, on a paper or book I'm reading, with my fingers as if it were an iPad.

@lookatmememe

Ha !! I thought I had put on weight as my knickers were so tight. Turns out they were my daughters knickers! (I daren't tell her as she'd feel the need to burn them!)

This made me laugh 😂

Not knicker related (although if I thought hard enough I'm sure there would be)

In the days when we used to have landlines and thought cordless phones were cool, I found my handset ringing - on the shelf in the FRIDGE 😳

I had two under 2 at the time and blame sleep deprivation.

Pretty much every day!

AlCalavicci I've done similar to that before too. I used to have a mag lock key fob and was stood looking confused with an actual key in my hand to open the door, wondering why it wasn't working There wasn't even a keyhole

@CuntyMcBollocks
I am glad I am not the only one that gets defeated by does

Or even doors !

I’ve been that person who dressed in the dark and went to work in odd shoes..ah the good old days.

All the time.

Good thing I'm a genius otherwise.

I once spent 20 minutes looking for a shirt I was already wearing 😂