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[UnaCorda]

AIBU to be slightly offended that someone would proposition me for a "friends with benefits" arrangement while sitting there with greasy hair, smelly feet and wearing a t-shirt with holes and sweat patches?

In essence saying, "I don't have feelings for you and I can't even be bothered with basic personal hygiene to make myself a bit more attractive, but I want to get my rocks off so that's all that matters."

Definitely not unreasonable to be offended. Sounds grim!

How did this situation even come about? Who outside of family would even be 'sat in front of you' in such a gross state? Did you invite Homer Simpson over for a cuppa?

Wow. Lazy. At least make themselves a bit more presentable first.

Eww! I love my DH dearly but if he sat in front of me like that and tried to initiate sex, I’d tell him to jog on.

Online dating? Yes, I hear you. This is why I like texting a bit first before going straight for a date. Need to see teeth and full body first. No smiling in any photos equals rotten teeth. Head shots only? There's a reason for that.

@arethereanyleftatall

Online dating? Yes, I hear you. This is why I like texting a bit first before going straight for a date. Need to see teeth and full body first. No smiling in any photos equals rotten teeth. Head shots only? There's a reason for that.

Nope, a long-standing friend (he has redeeming qualities...). He apparently thought I would jump at the chance.

Haha. What did you say?

@BrumBoo

How did this situation even come about? Who outside of family would even be 'sat in front of you' in such a gross state? Did you invite Homer Simpson over for a cuppa?

Tbh I can't think of a family member who has that little pride in their appearance.

@arethereanyleftatall

Haha. What did you say?

I've said no "for various reasons"... (I.e. your hair, your feet and your BO.)

What a chancer! Blimey.

I hope you disinfected your couch when he left 🤢

@MusicWithRocksIn1t

I hope you disinfected your couch when he left 🤢

It was at his place. Which, to be fair, is pretty clean and tidy.

There just isn't a single part of his body I find less than repulsive.

Wow. Men never cease to amaze me.

He must have actually believed that you would jump at the chance to have sex with such a catch. Got to admire his confidence!

How did you resist?! Honestly, people never cease to amaze me.

Wow! He clearly has a very high opinion of himself. Did you just laugh at him.

When I was single I was asked this constantly 😂 Im pretty, no baggage, good job. Got hit on constantly. I could get dick every night of the week if I wanted. So, why would I want someone with nothing worthwhile to offer? It is so fucking insulting and icky but guys just push their luck. Nothing personal 😂😂😂. so sorry for you.