..to never sleep again after close encounter with spider

[Mistressofpemberly]

HUGE spider just ran across my chest when I was lying in bed.
Any spider-repelling tricks to keep my mind occupied?

Oh my god!! I had an encounter with the biggest one I've ever come across, earlier this week. But not in bed!! ARRGGHHH!!

Can of red Raid will see the buggers off, otherwise I have no advice but a lot of sympathy x

Thank you hilarious. This happened last year too - it ran across my iPad screen when I was watching a film in the dark. I had a mad vacuuming fit at the weekend hoping to expunge any lurkers or hiding places. But this one must have eluded me.

One tried to run up my nose tonight. I'm not convinced it didn't succeed.

Oh God, it's getting to that time of year isn't it?!

Buy a can of Indorex and spray all around the house.