To wonder what sort of renegade orderer does this?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

You many need to squint to reveal the offence

Definitely, possibly, probably a smidge worse than Tea, Coffee, Sugar 😬

Does not mention cutlery heathens

It's too small, I can't see the problem?

What is the correct order for toiletries?

Can't read it

I'd do shampoo, conditioner, body wash, because that's the order I use them.

Shampoo, body wash, conditioner. Plus the middle one is open.

Should be body wash, shampoo then conditioner and all of them closed.

Shampoo & conditioner should be together otherwise there could be some mix ups.

it should be S,C then BW.

Or shampoo, conditioner then body wash would be ok.
I use bar soap anyway

Unless you shampoo your hair and leave it in while you wash (eg. caffeine shampoo that should be on for at least 2 mins), then body wash, rinse shampoo and then condition. Then it is the correct order (but close the lid!)

I really dislike the open-ish lid on the middle one.

Even BW S C would be ok.

Having such similar looking bottles in the shower is a recipe for disaster.

Shampoo should be nestled with its companion conditioner! Any other way is as wrong as a wrong thing

How can these rogues sleep at night?

To those rightly questioning the open bottle, DH took the photo as my phone camera is effed

Thought I could trust him with this one task as I was trying to get out the hotel room before the doom clock of 11am struck

@PuppyMonkey

Having such similar looking bottles in the shower is a recipe for disaster.

Oh yes. Like lamisil and bonjela .

When you've got auld eyes, mix ups can prove unpleasant on occasion. Gulp.

The order isn't so much of a problem but why is the circle and writing in a different colour on the conditioner, now that's just wrong!

It's very upsetting.

@spanieleyes

The order isn't so much of a problem but why is the circle and writing in a different colour on the conditioner, now that's just wrong!

I hadn't even noticed that

It doesn’t matter the order! With such similar bottles, I’d forever be mixing them up. My shampoo comes in a bigger bottle than my conditioner and I still pick up the wrong one some mornings. Throwing in a body wash that looks similar is just a recipe for disaster.