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To not want to move to

134 replies

SleepingStandingUp · 03/09/2020 17:57

a planet which has a black hole in the centre rather than a sun?
DH says I am and is get used to life there

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SleepingStandingUp · 03/09/2020 18:42

@JulieHere

When are you or your husband planning on moving there, or are you already there and thinking of coming back again? Did you move to one and he to the other.

How long have you enjoyed the 420?

He wants to move, I said no, said he'd have to go alone but he could have kids weekends
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JulieHere · 03/09/2020 18:42

Oh my - I love the song 'Black Hole Sun' I'm going to play it now!

Thanks OP

category12 · 03/09/2020 18:42

Yes, goshdarned philistines, report away! Grin

emmyhelly · 03/09/2020 18:43

Is this meant to be funny? It’s not

SleepingStandingUp · 03/09/2020 18:43

@bluecoffeecups

You can't have a solar system without a sun. The clue's in the name.

You can on the other hand, have a galaxy with a black hole at its centre.

We couldn't decide what a blackhole system could be sensibly named I'm staying in a solar system. Who knows where he'll go
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Avelosa · 03/09/2020 18:44

Is this meant to be funny or something?Confused

SleepingStandingUp · 03/09/2020 18:44

@JulieHere

Oh my - I love the song 'Black Hole Sun' I'm going to play it now!

Thanks OP

I'm happy to have brightened your day like my Sun brightens my solar system
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iklboo · 03/09/2020 18:47

We couldn't decide what a blackhole system could be sensibly named

I'm going with 'AARRGHH-SHIT-AARRGHH-SHIT-AARRGHH'

SleepingStandingUp · 03/09/2020 18:49

@emmyhelly

Is this meant to be funny? It’s not
Why would it be meant to be funny?
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SleepingStandingUp · 03/09/2020 18:50

@iklboo

We couldn't decide what a blackhole system could be sensibly named

I'm going with 'AARRGHH-SHIT-AARRGHH-SHIT-AARRGHH'

Maybe that's why house prices are low and DH wants to move so we can afford a 4 bed, because the head of advertising is crap? That's a bad name ikiboo

What about s hoe system?

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HarrisonFived · 03/09/2020 18:51

"Why would it be meant to be funny?"

Don't worry OP, most people don't think it's funny. Some people are obviously just very silly.

Trisolaris · 03/09/2020 18:51

From my name you may gather I prefer a triple-star system

KatherineJaneway · 03/09/2020 18:51

OP been on the Wine

Ishihtzuknot · 03/09/2020 18:52

Seems like there’s been a glitch in the matrix again

HarrisonFived · 03/09/2020 18:52

@KatherineJaneway I think wine would get drunk off of OP 😂

KatherineJaneway · 03/09/2020 18:57

Maybe Grin

Thehogfatherstolemycurry · 03/09/2020 18:58

I suppose it would be nice and dark, you couldn't see the neighbours pinching your parking space.

SleepingStandingUp · 03/09/2020 19:00

@Trisolaris

From my name you may gather I prefer a triple-star system
I hanker after a planet with two moons
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SleepingStandingUp · 03/09/2020 19:02

[quote HarrisonFived]@KatherineJaneway I think wine would get drunk off of OP 😂[/quote]
That sounds kinky and messy. I'm fat so lack the concave surfaces on which wine can puddle to be drunk up

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tectonicplates · 03/09/2020 19:03

Will your new house be detached, and will you own the freehold? That's the main thing. You don't want these weird aliens charging you ground rent.

whatisheupto · 03/09/2020 19:04

I think we are going to be sucked up by a black hole eventually aren't we? Plus the sun will die eventually too. May as well go now!

BoggledBudgie · 03/09/2020 19:04

It depends, could I take the cats?

SleepingStandingUp · 03/09/2020 19:04

@Thehogfatherstolemycurry

I suppose it would be nice and dark, you couldn't see the neighbours pinching your parking space.
Ah but also too little light to draw a diagram by your washing would get darked on on a whole new level
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Southernc0mfortmirror · 03/09/2020 19:05

Are you moving to Sunderland? I’m from there. Wouldn’t recommend it, although house prices are pretty cheap

SleepingStandingUp · 03/09/2020 19:06

I've never been to Sunderland

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