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To love to sound of my man snoring?

61 replies

ohnoitsnot · 15/08/2020 23:58

He's fallen asleep before me . Had a couple of glasses of wine each and he's snoring his head off . I hear others complaining and sleeping in separate rooms etc , but I find it a really soothing sound . He's sleeping peacefully after a hard week at work , I'm Mumsnetting , all's good . Anyone else feel happy to hear snoring ?

OP posts:
Salmons · 16/08/2020 00:01

YABVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVU

Whatthebloodyell · 16/08/2020 00:03

YABU

QueenArseClangers · 16/08/2020 00:05

Fucking sadist.
You’re obviously one of the Cenobites from Hellraiser.

TyneTeas · 16/08/2020 00:06

Do you want to borrow mine...

Brot64 · 16/08/2020 00:06

Really? YABVU! There's nothing soothing about snoring.

Piixxiiee · 16/08/2020 00:07

Wtf! Noooo I elbow him awake and tell him to roll over and shut up! Hate him asleep before me.

ohnoitsnot · 16/08/2020 00:07

To me it's on par will a cat purring or rain on the roof . Not just this man either . There been a few ( not that many) and I find it really soothing

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Nonotthisagain · 16/08/2020 00:07

@QueenArseClangers

Fucking sadist. You’re obviously one of the Cenobites from Hellraiser.
Best thing I've read all week!

Oh and Op - you need to fuck off to the far side of fuck and when you're there fuck off some more. 🤣

TimeTruthandHearts · 16/08/2020 00:08

Err no. Snoring is horrible, I don't.l

WerkHorse · 16/08/2020 00:08

Well it's obviously not very loud then. When you can hear it from another room with both doors closed come back to us and tell us you find it 'soothing'

laburnumtree · 16/08/2020 00:08

I agree with you OP, I find snoring soothing as well and listening to it helps me to fall asleep. We're obviously in a minority... Grin

Crimblecrumble1990 · 16/08/2020 00:09

YABU! It's the unregularity of my husbands snoring that drives me insane. Maybe if it was a monotonous noise I could faze it out but it's the snorts, the waking himself up, the snore that goes on forever etc etc

I have the white noise blasting for my baby but it's mainly to drown my husband out.

Vodkacranberryplease · 16/08/2020 00:10

I love the found of my dog snoring. It's SO cute. She's only little so very little snores.

TimeTruthandHearts · 16/08/2020 00:10

Whoops.

I don't care what sex you are, how hard you've worked, nowt. I even annoy myself by snoring occasionally.

blackice · 16/08/2020 00:11

YAB (Utterly and Completely) U

Thedogscollar · 16/08/2020 00:11

Get a grip. There is NO worse din than lying next to a snorer no matter how much you love them.

WhatWouldYouDoWhatWouldJesusDo · 16/08/2020 00:11

I'll send you mine over........ He might stand a better chance of survival with the snore loving she devil.

Haworthia · 16/08/2020 00:12

If it sounds like a cat purring and you like it, just you wait until he sounds like an asthmatic warthog and you’re ready to kill.

ohnoitsnot · 16/08/2020 00:12

Must admit I never have trouble falling asleep and nothing wakes me ( see wine) . He's just farted though , not so soothing

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OntheWaves40 · 16/08/2020 00:13

What the hell was in your wine? I’ll have two glasses of that please!

Longdistance · 16/08/2020 00:16

I’m with @Salmons

That’s why I sleep separately from my husband. He may wake with a pillow hovering over his face otherwise.

rvby · 16/08/2020 00:18

Yanbu, I'm the same, I love hearing him snore because then I know he is having a good sleep. Tbf he doesn't snore loudly, its a gentle, regular sound.

Thelnebriati · 16/08/2020 00:22

I'm like this after a Valium.

Excitedforxmas · 16/08/2020 00:23

I want to throat punch mine when he snores

shas19 · 16/08/2020 00:24

Yabvu! I feel like loading a pillowcase with bars of soap and beating him with it some nights, that's putting it nicely

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