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What's a stealth boost?

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ComeOnBridgett · 12/08/2020 11:08

...?

OP posts:
TheSunIsStillShining · 12/08/2020 17:06

I have a genuine one:
Lost 2 kilos in the heatwave and the will to live.

Boohoohoohooho · 12/08/2020 17:13

The best stealth boasting goes on in the higher education boards. Posters actually post their kids A level results when it’s really not relevant. It’s weird.

TBF some of the posters kids do sound pretty amazing 😂

The80sweregreat · 12/08/2020 17:14

I've not lost weight in the heatwave, but I agree with losing the will to live because of it! I do envy people that like it.

SummerHouse · 12/08/2020 17:15

Is it just me, or is there an alarming increase in the number of posters with sun or summer in their username?

TheSunIsStillShining · 12/08/2020 17:34

@SummerHouse

Is it just me, or is there an alarming increase in the number of posters with sun or summer in their username?
:) any that is an issue how, SummerHouse? :)
purrswhileheeats · 12/08/2020 17:38

Oh I remember going to the hairdresser in the UK after a year abroad and complaining about the condition of my hair due to the sun damage and chlorine from the pool Blush Her eyes rolled back so far in her head she nearly fell over Grin

The salon was in FORMBY though, the cheek of the woman rolling her eyes 👀🤣

Whynotnowbaby · 12/08/2020 21:16

I'm keen to hear about examples of people in other places being more overtly braggadocious. I've only lived in the UK. I'm trying to think about foreigne friends who might do this but struggle. I just can't imagine being clearly boastful and it not being really awkward! Like what do you say if someone says I've got a new 4x4 just smile and nod?!

@Hotandknackered

Yes! Here it really is like that, people are also blatantly competitive so a friend was telling me yesterday the story of two neighbours (friends of each other) who in the course of one summer bought four caravans between them as each had to get one better than the other. It ended farcically when one of them bought one that was so big, their car wasn’t big enough to tow it. I can’t imagine that ever happening in the U.K.!

People have told me boastfully about the school they went to (adding that it is the best in the country for my ignorant foreign benefit). The price and size of their new house + that they are ripping everything out and replacing it from scratch. And I have had so many conversations about new cars I can’t count, usually prompted by their barely disguised contempt for my serviceable but definitely not stylish Citroen! It sounds horrendous but actually it is still only a tiny minority of the conversations I have and people are very straightforward here about what they want, have and think so it’s actually quite refreshing- not sure I will ever feel ready to “go native” and do it myself though!

KerbsideViolet · 12/08/2020 21:53

This is one I genuinely saw on social media:

“I’m struggling so much with packing! How do I pack for one week in Iceland followed by a week in Mauritius? Padded jackets and bikinis in one big suitcase, or one smaller suitcase for each country?”

HappySonHappyMum · 12/08/2020 21:58

My DS got 3xA in his A levels but he's so unsure whether he's made the right choice to study Particle Physics at Oxford? Do you think any other University's will accept him?

homecomingcabbie · 12/08/2020 22:33

@HappySonHappyMum

My DS got 3xA in his A levels but he's so unsure whether he's made the right choice to study Particle Physics at Oxford? Do you think any other University's will accept him?
Only if he can teach his parent how to use apostrophes first Grin
ViciousJackdaw · 12/08/2020 22:53

@purrswhileheeats

Oh I remember going to the hairdresser in the UK after a year abroad and complaining about the condition of my hair due to the sun damage and chlorine from the pool Blush Her eyes rolled back so far in her head she nearly fell over Grin

The salon was in FORMBY though, the cheek of the woman rolling her eyes 👀🤣

Hang on a min, you could afford a salon in Formby? That's almost a stealth boast in itself!
Gingerkittykat · 12/08/2020 23:09

Here's a real one.

Friend posts picture from her new land rover of crows complaining that the crows wouldn't move out of the way when she was driving into her drive.

Same friend posts from a hotel about how hard it is getting showered and dressed since her teenager is missing her en suite and they are not used to sharing.

sixlemons · 12/08/2020 23:33

Remember those stickers that people put in the back window of their crappy old banger car which read: "My other car is a Porsche"?

A few years ago I saw one of them on a Rolls Royce.

MolyHolyGuacamole · 12/08/2020 23:34

I'm saving this one to come back and read later just for the examples 😂

WhereTheCrawdadsSing · 12/08/2020 23:45

@sixlemons

Remember those stickers that people put in the back window of their crappy old banger car which read: "My other car is a Porsche"?

A few years ago I saw one of them on a Rolls Royce.

That is gold! As was their Porsche, probably Grin.
draughtycatflap · 13/08/2020 00:00

My husband is away and I’m really struggling with the multimedia control panel that operates the lighting, alarms, blinds, TV and music in our small mansion. It’s all overkill and I didn’t want any of this installed but my techy husband insisted.

I’m driving to our beach house until he gets back. Is anyone else married to a geeky CEO that adores expensive gadgets?

Jihhery · 13/08/2020 00:11

I have no idea, I just say things as they come up and people make this accusation.

sixlemons · 13/08/2020 00:26

WIBU to be annoyed that BIL took DD up in his plane and gave her a flying lesson without clearing it with me first?

(You're not gonna believe me, but this one is true!!!) Grin

malificent7 · 13/08/2020 05:10

What should i pay my cleaner?
Is this private tutor taking the piss?
Dd dosn't wany to go to boarding school.
Botox, fillers or just retinol?
My dh would never do that ( normally said to an op with a useless dh.)
I am well off as i work hard and make great life choices.
Part time or full time?
Grandparents want to look after dc. ALL the time.

Standrewsschool · 13/08/2020 05:51

@WeveGottaGetTherouxThis

A cautious chocolate bar
Took me a second to get that, but brill!
CiCiFreakingBabcock · 13/08/2020 06:14

@Finfintytint

I was discussing this with my pool boy the other day.
Grin
ElectricMistofelees · 13/08/2020 08:15

@Frokni

- Chipped manicured nail in front of Porsche steering wheel "urgh, anyone know a good manicurist?" -" DD15 is about to perform at the Royal Albert Hall in her seasonal solo performance but DS19 is lead in his RADA production at the same time across town. DH is finishing the house in Paris so can't make it and the driver has a night off FFS. WWYD? DD15 OR DS19 performance?" -Should just read, "both DD and DS are doing performances at opposite ends of town and Dh is out the country..."

It's about putting in details which boast about what you have and turn the positives into a problem purely so they can boast online. Most of the time they are BS. I will say, the stealth boast has been done by my mums generation for a long time. They kinda started it, the boomers. Mum still does it now Confused

The generational point is bang on. A couple of weeks ago I had some older visitors to my garden and one came in the gate and said “What a lovely size garden you have! Mine’s six times the size of this and I just can’t keep on top of it!” Grin
Antirrhinum · 13/08/2020 09:57

I think the OP genuinely meant 'stealth boost', given that they've not been back Grin

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 13/08/2020 10:54

Do you mean a stealth boast?
‘Oh, dear, such a blow that DS only got three A stars and a B in his A levels, we’re all in bits about it.’

SerenityNowwwww · 13/08/2020 10:59

Oh all A* I’m so embarrassed to speak to my neighbour whose kid only got As... (not me)

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