To ask what would you put in a pamper pack?

[JammyHands]

You can have 10 things and no single item can cost more than £30.

I'm having:

• a bottle of decent champagne
• a bottle of French red
• 500g of fancy cheese
• marzipan liqueur chocolates
• Occitane Lavender bubble bath
• Philip Kingsley shampoo
• A silk bathrobe
• Slippers to go with the bathrobe
• A good book
• Ortigia green fig body oil

Lovely bath salts
Bottle of red wine, bold and fruity
A really ripe cambozola
Nairns oat crackers
Chilled grapes
A nice smelling candle or two
One of those plush bathmats that when you step on them you sink into them (but I never actually want one because Im sure things grow in them after a bit)
Dark chocolate amaretto truffles
Brand new pajamas
(And a nice deep hot bath with no one to interrupt me - but that is the priceless bit 😁)

Chocolate

Couple of small bottles of wine or can of ready made cocktail

Two Starburst, a tea bag, page from a colouring book, a couple of tampons.

@Dysonfury 😂 ditto

Booze and chocolate. Would have also suggested batteries but my vibrator is mains powered so I'm good!

• Omorovicza Queen of Hungary Mist
• Champagne
• Elemis Monoi Oil
• Rituals flaming shower gel
• An accupressure mat
• Dr Botanicals POMEGRANATE SUPERFOOD REGENERATING SLEEPING MASK

-spa style white fluffy towel and slippers

• Caudalie Make-up Removing Cleansing Oil
• Magazine pack or Kindle voucher

@DysonFury

Two Starburst, a tea bag, page from a colouring book, a couple of tampons.

Having started a thread on what NOT to put in a pamper pack...

For me..

A bottle of yellowtail Chardonnay, a bath bomb from lush, body shops Himalayan charcoal face mask and coconut body butter.

Fancy red nail polish.

Vita liberata self tan.

Galaxy chocolate.

Box of Sea Shell Chocolate
Massive block of Marzipan

A worldwide ban on the word “pamper”, can I have that please? And a bit of decent marijuana, a big jug of fresh lemonade with lots of ice, eight skeins of gorgeous expensive silk/cashmere wool to knit with, and a weekend completely alone.

@DysonFury

Two Starburst, a tea bag, page from a colouring book, a couple of tampons.

I'm silently laughing so much I'm shaking the bed

Bottle of Mersault (might get it under £30)
Pork scratchings, quality ones mind

Box of Yorkshire Tea
Slab of Doreens black pudding
A ferret (Would have to be a bit dodgy to get it within the £30 limit/ so off the back of a lorry type ferret)

Bottle of Plymouth gin
Gogol collected short stories

You can get a silk bathrobe for under £30?

• Champagne
• Yorkshire tea
• Maltesers
• Rocky road
• Foaming face wash
• Body scrub
• Back massager
• Foot spa
• Crime thriller novel
• Earplugs

Where are you getting this silk bathrobe? Is it for a doll?

I'll have a massage, a good fuck and a cup of tea and a bacon sandwich.

@palavah it's a second hand one from a charity shop.

Now just you be quiet and give me that bacon sarnie.

Nah, you don't want to get grease on that lovely robe

@DysonFury, Did we find out if the random one from the Facebook market place thread was a prison care package?

A luxury Handcream & foot lotion 🧴 with some gorgeous fluffy socks to relax in.

I'd spend my first £30 on books
A fluffy dressing gown
Lush bath bombs
Clarins blue orchid face oil
As many seashell chocolates as I can get for £30
Body lotion
Shitloads of diet coke with ice cubes
£30 of Beauty Bay make up - ideally lipgloss
3 month Netflix subscription
Slippers

Things I wouldn't want; a snickers, 2 sweets, a lone teabag, some tampons and a crappy face mask.

24 hours of solitude with no ~toddlers and husbands~ interruptions.

If I'm allowed more then freshly squeezed orange juice, lots of pillows, a huge tray of sushi, a new margaret atwood book, new grey cotton pyjamas, a super power vibrator, a king-size bed and radio 4.

Oh and Tom Hardy as my waiter...