Why is it when DH is out for the night I go from relishing a night (the TV) to myself but then end up... keeping all the lights on (well known fact that serial killers dont come to houses lit up like a Christmas tree)... listening for noises (I even do the quick spin round to where the noise is as if I'm going to catch someone... would shit oneself if I did)... checking the doors a hundred times (once more for luck!)....
Where does all the noise go?! I can literally hear my stomach digest the brownie I just comfort ate!
And the dog is in on it too ffs... hes all barking at nothing and staring into space (what the fuck does he see?!).. my new build is definitely haunted isnt it?! 
Anyone else this mental???