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Who/what/why would you Purge?

12 replies

LurpakIsTheOnlyButter · 30/07/2020 00:12

Watching the series on Amazon, saw the movies a while ago.

Who deserves your vengeance if it was legal to dispense, what would you do and why?

Be free to say whatever you want! I am a wee bit angry today and as always hands are tied.

As a side note, I do not condone violence and I would never harm a fly (although I may hoover a spider and flip flop a wasp) this is purely for entertainment purposes only.

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BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz · 30/07/2020 00:14

People who shop at Sainsbury's.

If I ever pop in there the aisles are full of dawdlers. And the entitlement. It's like they own the fucking place.

Sunny4876 · 30/07/2020 00:17

All types of abusers,with a sniper rifle as couldn't do it hands on.

SingleHandSue · 30/07/2020 00:19

Some days I think about killing my rapist, other days I wouldn’t waste my energy.

So it would depend on my mood when The Purge started whether he got it or not.

I’d also really like to mess with an old colleague, nothing too nasty but to fuck with her head a bit.

Sparklesocks · 30/07/2020 00:22

Im not particularly violent so nothing too severe, but I would take satisfaction in vandalising the house of an old boss who unfairly sacked me a few years ago. Maybe keying the car of an ex who cheated. Small comeuppances!

LurpakIsTheOnlyButter · 30/07/2020 00:28

I did once very much enjoy a shop in Sainsbury's @bernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz

When I heard a very, very well-to-do lady swearing like a trooper in the pet food aisle. I can only assume she had tourettes as her language was so colourful. It was marvellous to hear the cat food getting the C-bomb Grin

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Ishihtzuknot · 30/07/2020 00:32

My neighbours and everyone they know Grin

LurpakIsTheOnlyButter · 30/07/2020 00:40

Rapists and abusers shall be purged. Agreed wholeheartedly.

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eausolovely · 30/07/2020 00:41

The director of the company I work for, he's a twat of the highest order.

Wouldn't kill him but have you ever seen the Carrie Underwood video for before he cheats... I would love to take a baseball bat to his helicopter and fleet of very expensive cars 🤣

Sorka · 30/07/2020 01:39

I would break into my next door neighbour’s house and smash his guitar into a thousand pieces.

feelingverylazytoday · 30/07/2020 02:08

A lot of posters on mumsnet. All the miserable negative ones.

ItWasNotOK · 30/07/2020 02:15

Apart from the obvious abusers and so on, I would take great pleasure in poking with a large stick the midwife at the birth of my son.

Just poking her for hours with it while laughing and saying the pain isn't that bad and to stop moaning.

Coyoacan · 30/07/2020 02:29

I live in Mexico, so I would happily purge (at least in my dreams) Felipe Calderón who was president from 2006-2012 and started a mythical war against drugs that led to the death of about a quarter of a million people, when in fact he and his head of security were heavily involved with at least one of the drug cartels.

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