To think if you have been provided with a choice of the latest word in luxury beds, you shouldn't be trying to sleep on my keyboard?

[mosquitofeast]

And should get your bum out of my face and your tail out of my ear?

YABVVVU. They own you and can sleep wherever they like. Don't be so entitled.

Lol. Mine have been in more zoom meetings than me and are now international stars!

Proof!

Yabu you are the slave and they can do as they wish - also feed them it’s been at least an hour since the last meal and they are fading away with hunger

Mine sleep on my legs all night - three of them it’s agony!

They also wake me up he bring live things through the bed room window

I am ungrateful though and never display enough joy at the half eaten offerings in the kitchen in the morning

You obviously don't understand how it works to be owned by a superior being.

Youngest sleeps like a twat

Be like a cat
They don't follow rules - the do what they want
Try and bribe them and they'll show you who's boss (whilst taking the bribe in their own time)
They don't give a monkey's what you think and know you will just keep on doing what they want.

Hmmmm

Also likes to play dead and frame his older brother

But it’s so warm and clicky, and it moulds perfectly to my sleek furry body! Now if you could just stop all that chat and put some nice fishy wallpaper on the screen, that would be appreciated...

...says mine, EVERY work day. FGS every sofa in the house is vacant!

Yabvvvvvu. It's not your keyboard, yabu to even try and use it as such, and yabu to complain about your cat/s wanting to access their keyboard bed.

YABU for not providing a photo!

YABVU. You must obey your feline overlord at all times.

I have one currently using my big toe as a chin rest. There is a whole other sofa the cat could (and does) use but no, tonight it's not as good as my toe.

ha! well mine is clearly not the only one . And whats all this about licking plastic carrier bags?

I have to lock the dog out of my office otherwise he loudly insists that I put him on my lap and awkwardly type around him.

I had a lazy day last week, I had no meetings so decided to work in bed. He climbed in beside me and fell asleep with his cheek on the laptop’s touchpad

I’m pretty sure he thinks I’ve quit my job so I can stay at home and scratch his head all day

Photographic evidence!

@ghostyslovesheets

Also likes to play dead and frame his older brother

They know exactly where you don't want them to lie, challenge you, and win cause they so damn cute