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To be upset about pubic hair in grocery bag?

30 replies

HathorX · 26/07/2020 09:16

Got my online shopping delivered today. In one of the bags I found a long, curly, unmistakably pubic hair. Definitely not from my household.

I wouldn't normally feel too grossed out by this, but in these days when hand-washing and extra hygiene is supposed to be the norm, it doesn't fill me with confidence. Bleugh.

AIBU to feel a bit upset about this? I know it's only a pubic hair, and it wasn't in the food, but I can't shake the idea that the delivery lad had his hands down his pants. (He was a bit late.) Gross.

OP posts:
Yeahyoureright · 26/07/2020 09:19

Lots of men have arm hair like that....

20viona · 26/07/2020 09:20

What a bizarre thread. How on Earth would you know for sure that it is a pube 😂

QualityFeet · 26/07/2020 09:22

Beard and pube hair are identical in this house so it could well be the former.

lilylion · 26/07/2020 10:23

Are you sure it’s a pube?

I have curly hair that can look pube like when it falls out!

Badabingbadabum · 26/07/2020 10:25

Beard hair probably. I was wondering what exactly dh was up to around the house until I saw one of his beard hairs fall out and land on the kitchen side. They are terribly pubey.

MorganKitten · 26/07/2020 11:09

It’ll be an arm or beard hair.

Oysterbabe · 26/07/2020 11:11

It could easily be from a chest or beard.

IHopeYouStepOnALegoPiece · 26/07/2020 11:14

but I can't shake the idea that the delivery lad had his hands down his pants. (He was a bit late)

Oh ffs Hmm

Arm hair looks like pubes
Chest hair looks like pubes
My dark curly hair looks like pubes

You don’t think any of those are more likely options then your delivery driver having a wank in between deliveries

PumpkinP · 26/07/2020 11:15

What

Yeahnahmum · 26/07/2020 11:29

WTf op
Chest hair can look like pube hair . So can arm or armpit hair

Laaalaaaa · 26/07/2020 11:31

999 now. Demand he is dna tested to determine where the hair came from.

SimonJT · 26/07/2020 11:34

My arm/leg/beard hair is curlier and coarser than my pubes, fairly common for lots of men.

Next time request a driver with a full body wax.

Thurmanmurman · 26/07/2020 12:18

Could be beard hair. Essentially a face pube Grin

DullDullWeather · 26/07/2020 12:34

Essentially a face pube

Grin Grin
I shall never look at a beard in the same light again

DieSchottin93 · 26/07/2020 12:37

I had a hairy ex who'd shed his chest everywhere and it looked very similar to pubes. Likes PPs have said it's very unlikely that it's pubes. It's unfortunate it ended up in one of the bags but no need to get upset

wildcherries · 26/07/2020 12:38

but I can't shake the idea that the delivery lad had his hands down his pants. (He was a bit late)

FFS. Take a breath.

GreyGardens88 · 26/07/2020 12:38

How long have you been indoors for OP? Getting hysterical over a pubic hair is very bizarre

MyTearsAreOnFire · 26/07/2020 12:39

Face pubes!! 🤣

My best friends head hair looks like pubes. Bless him

flooredbored · 26/07/2020 13:01

Far more likely to be beard hair.

SnickettyLemon · 26/07/2020 13:07

Are you sure it is a pube OP, have you sniffed it?😜

Imissmoominmama · 26/07/2020 13:09
Grin
Nitpickpicnic · 26/07/2020 13:16

Unless you found it tucked between 2 chicken fillets, or floating in your milk, then take your reaction as a sign that you are a bit ‘Covid-ed’ out and need a mental reset.

As you say yourself, there are proper worries out there at the moment. No need to invent new ones.

But it’s happening to us all. Too much overthinking on teeny inconsequential stuff.

Lostnameperson · 26/07/2020 13:22

In a supermarket delivery bag/crate, I’d be more concerned about the stuff that you can’t see tbh.

maddiemookins16mum · 26/07/2020 13:23

You’re overthinking this somewhat.

EloiseTheFirst · 26/07/2020 13:49

GrinGrinGrin

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