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Aibu to think this is a long time to take a shower

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DidSheReallySayThat20 · 24/07/2020 21:43

Every eve without fail. Dh trip to toilet /shower takes a MINIMUM 40 mins.
Tonight he went up at 8.35.. And I've just heard the shower go off. On a shave day it's always over an hour.
Half of that is on the loo. Surely this is really long.
I manage to shower and wash condition long very thick hair in less than 10 mins. Closer to 5.
If I bath I don't even take as long as him.
It baffles me..
This isn't a moan just got me thinking.

OP posts:
GreyishDays · 24/07/2020 21:44

Really? You can’t think what he might be doing in there?Smile

Tighe · 24/07/2020 21:47

Same in our house. I have no idea how you can taken 40 minutes doing a poo.

CoopsMalloops · 24/07/2020 21:52

40 mins is a bit self indulgent isn’t it.
When he comes out just ask him if he’s enjoyed himself. Then he will know you’re on to him and he might do it quicker from then on 😉

DamnShesaSexyChick · 24/07/2020 21:54

He’s probably watching pornography on the toilet

Siennabear · 24/07/2020 21:54

Turn the WiFi off!

cuntryclub · 24/07/2020 21:56

@Siennabear

Turn the WiFi off!
Surely he would have data?

I keep reading 'turn the Wi-Fi off' on threads and it has me wondering who is living with zero data

goatley · 24/07/2020 21:56

DH takes ages in the shower. Drives me crazy as we recently went onto a water meter.. He says he likes to think in there 🙄

LisaLops · 24/07/2020 21:57

I have PCOS. Bath and shower time is a chore for me as it's not just usual leg and body hair that needs removing. It's like "de-chewbaccaring". Takes me 40 mins to an hour in the bath or shower. Even when I have shaved in the evening, I feel like a cactus by morning ......

Flowers009 · 24/07/2020 22:03

Lol my partners the same does my head in

Lonelykettleshed · 24/07/2020 22:27

CuntryClub, lots of people including me. No mobile signal and therefore no mobile data. At home we use WiFi calling.

FlossieTeacakesFurCoat18 · 24/07/2020 23:03

Sometimes the bathroom is the only place to go where people won't be talking at you... Just saying Smile

Pesimistic · 24/07/2020 23:09

I can easily spend an hour or more in the bath, but I dont get being In the shower that long

Onesailwait · 24/07/2020 23:13

He's probably, reading his phone, playing a game on the phone, knocking one out then having his shower. Leave him be, we all need a little bathroom time in our life.

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