My sky won't work anymore. Just today.

[HooNoes]

I've tried every troubleshooter on the internet.
Can I get through to sky? I pay 30 quid a month for this.

Is that a rhetorical question?

I've had problems with it today aswell, I rang them and the adviser said they are having 'technical difficulties'

Ok, maybe it's not just me.

Are you in London?

It's just saying 'No signal' on the tv. I've rebooted and held the reboot button, I've tried the Sky button on my remote (which I thought was a logo), I've tried the home button.

No you can’t! Mine hasn’t worked for the whole of lockdown and they’re not interested.

Pull the cable out the back and try again. Always works for me

Ok, I thought that I got through to Sky chat and it was some scammer.
Seems like they've been scammed.

Have you actually switched it all off at the plug , TV , sky box the whole lot ? Do you have a pigeon nesting on your dish as we’ve had that issue before

Well since they're scammers anyway, it's fitting.

Yup, turned off everything and no luck. If there are pigeons nesting there I'll fucking kill them somehow as I already have trouble with pigeon shit everywhere.