Should I buy this house?

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Please look at this house that came up on my Rightmove search today 😂
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94897928.html

So much green!

I kinda like it. I bet this person is a good person to be friends with. I reckon they go all out at xmas.

I reckon the plants are like Gremlins....they started off with one and were warned NOT TO ADD WATER.

However, a well meaning neighbour who was feeding their cat whilst they were on holiday watered the plant and just look what happened

”complete internal redecoration to a particularly tasteful theme.”

It reminds me of when Kath tried to sell her house in Fountain Lakes in the wonderful Kath and Kim.

It actually looks like a really nice house underneath all the plants. I would happily buy it if it was the type of house I was after in the right area and in the right price bracket.

Are these threads really started just to take the piss out of people's homes?

What do the letters say?

METER BOX?

MALE FOX?

They clearly don't understand that you declutter when you put your house up for sale!
How do you even walk through the living room?

Advice I was given was to look up at the ceiling to judge the size of a room in a cluttered house.

I want the sheep

Did you go on a viewing in there OP? Also, where is Frodsham?

In Cheshire. Frodsham is lovely.

Jesus fucking christ!😂😂😂

Lovely home when you look away from the plants, cushions and furniture on angles.

It looks like Del Boy bought a job lot and - as ever - couldn't get rid...

Garden would take some amount of work to keep if it’s all real.... house is nice tho

That bathroom is minute, and God help anyone above average size trying to sit on the loo.

I'm just imagining making a new friend, getting invited round for coffee and arriving to that! I'd be like ooh lovely house! Maybe they sell fake plant shite online and it's like a display for that

Everyone's all about the ace sheep in the garden in the garden.

But who's spotted the stealth sheep in pictures 2 (and 10), and 6, and 11, and 13, and 14......? I feel like I'm being watched.....

@TicketToTheWrongFilm

What do the letters say?

METER BOX?

MALE FOX?

I was hoping it would be something quirky but I think it’s just plain old boring Mail Box.

I am trying to work out if they used a house stager, if so they should be sacked.

Plastic plants always make me feel a bit funny. Mind you, fake grass has the same effect on me. It's quite popular now though.

Oh my! And I bet that's after they've decluttered too 😂

They clearly don't understand that you declutter when you put your house up for sale!

Maybe they did declutter. Maybe all those plants were growing wild and they trimmed them into the topiary shapes for the pictures?

They have decluttered. And then dressed it with the entire stock of the lovely garden centre.

Anyone know where I can buy fake sheep?

@BSJohnson

Everyone's all about the ace sheep in the garden in the garden.

But who's spotted the stealth sheep in pictures 2 (and 10), and 6, and 11, and 13, and 14......? I feel like I'm being watched.....

This has really tickled me - think it would be a fun quiz question - how many sheep are in this house 🐑 🐑🐑