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Should I buy this house?

99 replies

Timetheworldsaysicantafford · 18/07/2020 08:52

Please look at this house that came up on my Rightmove search today 😂
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94897928.html

OP posts:
MummaGiles · 18/07/2020 10:23

So much green!

Shemeanswell · 18/07/2020 10:24

I kinda like it. I bet this person is a good person to be friends with. I reckon they go all out at xmas.

CompleteBarstool · 18/07/2020 10:24

I reckon the plants are like Gremlins....they started off with one and were warned NOT TO ADD WATER.

However, a well meaning neighbour who was feeding their cat whilst they were on holiday watered the plant and just look what happened Shock

TicketToTheWrongFilm · 18/07/2020 10:25

”complete internal redecoration to a particularly tasteful theme.”

Grin
TheFaerieQueene · 18/07/2020 10:27

It reminds me of when Kath tried to sell her house in Fountain Lakes in the wonderful Kath and Kim.

Solina · 18/07/2020 10:28

It actually looks like a really nice house underneath all the plants. I would happily buy it if it was the type of house I was after in the right area and in the right price bracket.

jmp2 · 18/07/2020 10:31

Are these threads really started just to take the piss out of people's homes? Hmm

TicketToTheWrongFilm · 18/07/2020 10:31

What do the letters say?

METER BOX?

MALE FOX?

Should I buy this house?
strawberry2017 · 18/07/2020 10:31

They clearly don't understand that you declutter when you put your house up for sale!
How do you even walk through the living room?

Weenurse · 18/07/2020 10:34

Advice I was given was to look up at the ceiling to judge the size of a room in a cluttered house.

Nanasueathome · 18/07/2020 10:40

I want the sheep

userxx · 18/07/2020 10:42

Did you go on a viewing in there OP? Also, where is Frodsham?

In Cheshire. Frodsham is lovely.

Bargainhuntbore · 18/07/2020 10:43

Jesus fucking christ!😂😂😂

Lovely home when you look away from the plants, cushions and furniture on angles.

StCharlotte · 18/07/2020 10:46

It looks like Del Boy bought a job lot and - as ever - couldn't get rid...

RedOasis · 18/07/2020 10:49

Garden would take some amount of work to keep if it’s all real.... house is nice tho

Pobblebonk · 18/07/2020 10:52

That bathroom is minute, and God help anyone above average size trying to sit on the loo.

iknowimcoming · 18/07/2020 10:52

I'm just imagining making a new friend, getting invited round for coffee and arriving to that! I'd be like ooh lovely house! Maybe they sell fake plant shite online and it's like a display for that Confused

BSJohnson · 18/07/2020 10:59

Everyone's all about the ace sheep in the garden in the garden. Confused

But who's spotted the stealth sheep in pictures 2 (and 10), and 6, and 11, and 13, and 14......? I feel like I'm being watched.....

Gawdzilla · 18/07/2020 11:01

@TicketToTheWrongFilm

What do the letters say?

METER BOX?

MALE FOX?

I was hoping it would be something quirky but I think it’s just plain old boring Mail Box.
Illdealwithitinaminute · 18/07/2020 11:02

I am trying to work out if they used a house stager, if so they should be sacked.

Plastic plants always make me feel a bit funny. Mind you, fake grass has the same effect on me. It's quite popular now though.

Houseplantmad · 18/07/2020 11:04

Oh my! And I bet that's after they've decluttered too 😂

IsMiseMorag · 18/07/2020 11:09

They clearly don't understand that you declutter when you put your house up for sale!

Maybe they did declutter. Maybe all those plants were growing wild and they trimmed them into the topiary shapes for the pictures?

Alsohuman · 18/07/2020 11:13

They have decluttered. And then dressed it with the entire stock of the lovely garden centre.

Achangeagain1 · 18/07/2020 11:15

Anyone know where I can buy fake sheep?

Achangeagain1 · 18/07/2020 11:21

@BSJohnson

Everyone's all about the ace sheep in the garden in the garden. Confused

But who's spotted the stealth sheep in pictures 2 (and 10), and 6, and 11, and 13, and 14......? I feel like I'm being watched.....

This has really tickled me - think it would be a fun quiz question - how many sheep are in this house 🐑 🐑🐑
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