Could I be pregnant? Yes, assuming you aren't a 14 year old in 1st Century Judea who needs to come up with a convincing explanation , you've obviously had sex, you're an adult woman, go and piss on a stick rather than asking me to tap into my psychic powers.
Line eyes, please - Just do another one in a couple of days.
ima doin a 106 line post about mi awfol liv - I get you aren't particularly literate. I want to at least try and help. But oh, God, it's bloody hard to find the bit where, in amongst the stream of consciousness about the dog and your Auntie's cousins and the neighbour that looked at you a bit funny in the morning, your boyfriend beat the shit out of you last night. It's infuriating because they've been failed at some point in their education and are barely able to articulate their own abuse - what chance do they have?
The obvious ED related posts. Not necessarily because the OP has an ED - but because of the others who post saying words to the effect of 'you ate a WHOLE slice of bread this week? You have no self control and are probably disgustingly fat'.
The illness ones where somebody comes on to tell you that everything will be cured if you cut out entire food groups. That works for Coeliac Disease, but it really doesn't for the common cold or a broken fingernail.
I'm sure there are others that will occur to me, but they're the ones that come to mind first.